13 cop cars speeding thru a sleepy little town.

I when to pick up Chinese food earlier when 13 police cars zip pass the intersection in my small town of Madera aka mad dead ya. Curious i follow the cars because... i did say it a small town didn't i. It ended next to the court house/government center with two people on the ground and a bike. Weirdly enough half the cars where from the next town over and fifth largest city in California.. Fresno. So i can conduce the car chase started in Fresno and ended here. CHP, Sheriffs, city bacon and one DOJ guy with a ar-15. Why was there a bike.. i have no fucking idea. Three cops chasing a guy into the Multi-teir parking garage. Chopper in the air and a jack up Honda rice burner on the sidewalk of the over pass. Also this is front of the City police sub office.

One thing puzzle me to his sec. WHY IN THE FUCK DO THE FUCKING CHINESE CUNT SUCKERS GIVE YOU ONE FUCKING SOY SAUCE PACKET FOR 40$ WORTH OF FOOD. Fucking puzzling.

With all those cops (apparently) at that thing, you should have gone back and robbed the place.

If yuu want mow soy sauce we chawj extwa sank yuu prease.

Kinda like the mexican restaurant that charge for chips and salsa.

Also fried lice.

I have noticed that.

Also, I just had Spicy Chicken come out of my nose.

I don't use soy sauce with my takeout.

You mean fried rice right?

Well played....

You went and got Chinese food? I just bought myself a burrito at Maria's and I'm eating it right now. I prefer the ones from the truck, but you know... it's night time and shit so they're not in business.

Edit: This burrito was alright... TACO TRUCK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHOP

Genius.

Only thing at maria's i like is the menudo and the roll tacos. Weirdly enough I never heard of this rolled tacos before i move here.. we all call them Taquitos.. i guess white people can't say it or Albondigas (Mexican Meatball Soup).

Also
http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Fresno-Burglary-Suspect-Behind-Bars-167145095.html

Over here they don't charge, it's free

I told Jerome not to steal that Arizona

They give me like 5 or 6 packets and a free soda.

They gave me 2 packets today... What the fuck... They aren't being stingy

Days were harder in 'Nam, getting your fucking order can take 5 hours, and top of that we have to call him every 15 minutes so we know he's not dead.

I know both feels.

My sympathies.

D:

Be like the guy in my town that got into such a blind rage that Long John Silver forgot his tarter sauce (gross btw) that he managed to slam into a car, at a stop light, in town, full of Chinese Transfer students going 102 mph. Flipped his car but survived, killed all the Chinese kids in the other car though. Absence of tartar sauce is reason enough for reckless driving these days. Pretty sure he got like 30 years in prison for that stunt.