5 items for the lonely island!

1. A VERY big breasted girl
2. her twin who looks nothing like her and has a nice ass
3. a vibrator for her obvi.
4. a very expensive and extensive tent
5. a ten life time supply of assorted can foods.

^It wouldn't be a LONLY island if you had two hot ass twins bouncing on top of a vibrater

Unless the twins are dumb as rocks.

There wasn't any rules so let me haff my twins. / whatever, i do what i want~Cartman

The only rule to live by, told by the wisest of school boys.

lol.

And you have nothing to open your canned goods with.

He'll just smash it open on a rock.

I would just use the twins' TITS.

Smashing the cans would lose some of the contents; he could however probably use the tent pegs. And one assumes he meant non-identical but nevertheless delicious twins, for variety reasons.

Taking this way too seriously for an IB thread, guys. :P

I would use the rock to open it and the twins large ass and breasts to keep the can steady.
BTW my tent would look like this, except black
on a side note, twin one would be named Melanie because of her very large breasts, coincidentally i know a large breasted girl who is also named Melanie and twin two would be named Ashley, well for her nice ass of course. one would have blond hair and the other brunette Melanie would have the brunette hair and it would be curly. As for Ashley, her hair would be long and adorable. they would both be the same height around 5' 4' maybe. they would both have tans but Mel's would be much deeper. they would both have jobs during the day such as fishing, swimming for oysters, and retrieving bananas. I on the other hand would get fire wood, make a consumable water source, plumbing, tools, make a suitable way to grow crops and farm, and I'd also go hunt. during the off time we have we would go swimming in the waterfall that's in the middle of the island and play hide and fuck, which is a game where you go hide, like the traditional game hide and seek but when you find the person who is hiding you have to have sex with them, regardless of who they are. we would also go fishing together. during the night we would have crazy lonely island tent man sex. When and if we are found we would tell them we are staying because ewe have found that living this way was more enjoyable than we could have ever imagined and stay while the people who found us decide to stay as well while the people who feel that they can't live with out technology come back to the island from time to time to give us supplies that we need like medicine and condoms so we don't have too many babies. ';P I'm making this extensive post because i think someone said that they think that this thread was getting too serious to be IB? =] p.s. who would like to be on my island, you know what i think I'll make another thread and do stories... ha ha... would anyone wanna be in it? Lol. I'm funny.

tl;dr you win.

Should I make a thread about my time on lonely island

Don't use boobs for such a barbaric and destructive purpose.

1. Big Bottle Of Ketchup.
2. My Favorite Doujinshi Manga.
3. Harpoon.
4. Chess Set
5. First Aid Kit.