A Night At The Farmhouse

The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."

heard those kinds before but that still sends a bit of a chill up my spine. :roll:

Ill tell you a little rhyme!

I laughed at that. Is that a good thing?

Also, sleeping with dead people is fine if you don't whip out your cock/vagina and attempt to abuse said dead thing.

Not that I'd do it.

i would pretty lost my sense if i do tht cuz i'll never will do it...

nice sig

This story gave me a boner