A problem of grave importance

I need some advice, friends, on what could very well turn out to be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance, fellows.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend of a few years has been having an affair. I've noticed the usual signs. The phone rings, I answer, the caller immediately hangs up. She's also started going out "with the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what the time was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She had come over to play WoW and had forgotten to sign off of AIM after she left. It was whilst I was going through her buddy list that I noticed my undead mage had just been two-shotted by a rogue.

Should I stick with my mage or should I play a class that stands a chance in this dog eat dog world?

I expected a Bel Air ending, but this is just as good, lol.

Rape some sense into her. And play an assassin. Oops, wrong game.

Honestly? Ditch the bitch, I mean she's prolly got some other guys dick in her mouth right now. If I ever found out my gf was cheating I'd maul a bitch with my bear hands. To think she was cheating on me, I would enrage every time I thought about it. What you should do is try to tape her doing the nasty and then confront them. You could then bash his skull in so she might understand your wrath. What I'm trying to say is that I honestly think you should play a druid.

I would say go rogue, my friend is one, and he loves to run around and two hit people. i think it would be a fun choice.

Now see, I thought that she might just giving me the cold shoulder lately due to "womanly problems". I mean, it's not like I want to just set ablaze a relationship I've spent a few years building. What I'm getting at is that I may be too accustomed to the mage style of play to go to anything else at this point.

You can't just let her sneak around like that. She's basically stabbing you in the back. She'll probably just sprint off with some other guy here soon anyway. What I'm trying to say is you should go with a rouge.

It really seems like she's cheating on you dude. The signs are way too obvious. But that doesn't mean you should just blurt it out. So to be a little more subtle, I would just sit down with her and have a discussion about whether you should change class or not.

Well, what you can do is simply inflict some sort of searing pain on the other man. It might show her who is boss and she might start to show fear. If she can sense the demon inside you then perhaps she will understand you better. At the very least you wont have too much corruption in your relationship. I guess you should consider playing warlock then, it's similar to a mage.

Well, I was considering making the other man become one with the earth, if you know what I mean. I have a storm of emotion inside of me, it's springing out everywhere. I feel that if I can get the other man out of the picture, a healing wave will wash over this relationship and reincarnate it. In layman's terms, I'm thinking that a shaman may be a suitable choice as a replacement.

Nah he should take the opposite direction. He needs to be able to tell if she's an evil soul sucking bitch. After that he can exorcise his right to kick her out of his house in a righteous fury and start to heal his wounds. What I mean is he should try a paladin.

Ask her to her face.
Don't be subversive like she's being (no matter her reasons). That will make things worse.

Tell her up front you're feeling like lately she's been acting strange: explain your criteria for this.
Get answers face to face.

If you think you can do it right, arson might be something to consider.

Also quit playing WoW.

YOU SO CRAZY

Roll a DK or a warlock. If ya roll a warlock you can put dots on that rogue who will be fucked & die when your dead. Unless the tard is smart enough to use cloak of shadows to remove the effects.

-Grim

Seriously man, this is what I would do. Get a disguise where no one would recognize you but one where you don't look noticable. Next time she goes to one of her 'girl's night out' put on the disguise and follow her. You might want to use a friend's car, preferably one which she doesn't recognize. Then take a small camera or any phone with a camera and film/capture any person she meets. You might have to do this a couple of times.
Or you can pay a friend who is in need of money to follow her, just make sure it is not the friend who is banging her.

I really think you should catch them in the act, then unleash your avenging wrath on both of them. Then take a hammer and bring down some justice on the guy's head with a strike only a Crusader could muster. If she manages to rend your face a bit then don't worry, divine protection will shield you from any further injury. After your vengeance is unleashed and satiated you can return to hearth and home relatively unscathed. What I'm trying to say is reroll paladin, facerolling is fun and you won't have to worry about getting 2shotted.

I recall a situation like this on Reddit once, and a guy who had gone through the same thing had just cut off all communication and just left the girl. No explanation, no dignifying speech, he just left. I have to imagine that would be an awesomely cold thing to do if you were sure she was.

edit: wait, fuck.