Allah, what a time.
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You know, I was just trying to please my God and all shit. Now I'm fucked, hopefully I don't get caught or some shit. All I wanted to do was please Allah.
It started out all great. Learned how to make a carbomb and everything. Was going to be an epic firestorm in Times Square ya know what I mean? Shit was gonna be sweet. I would please the Taliban and Allah with my contribution to the holy Jihad.
The bomb failed though, sadly. It just fizzled out smoke and some guys reported it. 1 FBI defusing later, shit was done. I was on the run. Had to go run. A day later, decided to hop on a plane knowing those idiots wouldn't check the no fly list. But what would you know, they were expecting me. FBI on the plane. Shit was going down. Sorry, Allah.
1 day later, I'm was in Saudi Arabia, now in Pakistan sleeping with my bro Sisami. Luckily, I hid in the bathroom and got my brother to take the blame for the bombing. His name is Faisal Shahzad. FBI don't know what hit 'em. Pulled the old switcharoo.
It started out all great. Learned how to make a carbomb and everything. Was going to be an epic firestorm in Times Square ya know what I mean? Shit was gonna be sweet. I would please the Taliban and Allah with my contribution to the holy Jihad.
The bomb failed though, sadly. It just fizzled out smoke and some guys reported it. 1 FBI defusing later, shit was done. I was on the run. Had to go run. A day later, decided to hop on a plane knowing those idiots wouldn't check the no fly list. But what would you know, they were expecting me. FBI on the plane. Shit was going down. Sorry, Allah.
1 day later, I'm was in Saudi Arabia, now in Pakistan sleeping with my bro Sisami. Luckily, I hid in the bathroom and got my brother to take the blame for the bombing. His name is Faisal Shahzad. FBI don't know what hit 'em. Pulled the old switcharoo.
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Bah I'm an atheist and I don't find that offensive. People need to learn to chill and take a step back to enjoy some satyrical comedy.
Seriously though I get why you might find it offensive. Or how plenty of people can.
It's not worth the time nor the energy to debate though.
Seriously though I get why you might find it offensive. Or how plenty of people can.
It's not worth the time nor the energy to debate though.
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Harmonian wrote...
Huh?I'm not Islamic or anything like that. It just wasn't funny.
I wasn't implying that. However people are quite touchy in general with religion and politics.
That's why you never bring it up as a subject when eating supper :D.
