Almost Killed a Man (Maybe)

So here I am driving home from a friends house at 3:20am... literally 34 minutes ago as of writing this.. I was driving in the country side and this incoming car was being a biotch by high beaming me or something. I couldn't see anything on half of my lane so I had to look at the white line so I can continue driving.

I was going around 47 mph on a 45 mph zone when I suddenly see this guy in white socks and white shorts AT THE LAST SECOND walking right in the middle of fucking no where. 1 second before impact. And I mean literally, since the incoming car ahead was blinding da faq outta me. Who would honestly walk in that dark spooky countryside? So I swerved the car a bit to the side and barely missed him.. BARELY MISSED HIM. If I was like .20909095 seconds too late he would've been sent flying by me and the incoming car.

That, or the incoming car didn't see him and hit him... I think the guy was drunk. Poor guy D:

Damn dude scared da faq outta me.

What a night. Time to sleep this off. Kthxbye.

- Kadushy March 9, 2013 © Kadushy Inc.

Drive better, Douchy.

At night you are supposed to drive slower ..... my Dad almost hit a deer because he was driving faster than usual .. at night.

Your avi...

So What I missed?
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Almost killed a man? Driving too fast? Man with just his socks and shorts?
.......................... And I thought my trip was freaky.

Attempted murder, 1 count~

But seriously, shit mang.....

You have a copyright now

Respect.

But were you almost naded by a girl?

You killed Freak D:

Dochey lives two towns over from me. I never would walk at night.

Cali sure is a scary place.

Almost isn't good enough.

should've rolled

By description, sounded like your typical white-trash.


Shoulda gunned it, and tried to score a double-play with the oncoming car.

Almost.

Entirely possible he was trying to slow you down with the high beams.

Damn man, You're lucky. You gotta more careful next time you're driving.

Should've slowed down or something.

I hope you're feeling OK now.

Bad drivers be drivin' badly.

Also,

idiots be retardin' all over the place.