an apple a day keeps the doctor away

my ass
for the first time in years i got an ear infection on friday and lost my hearing on sunday, i got an appointment tomorrow at 8. i forgot how irritating ear infections can be; i used to get them alot when i was younger. IB discuss sicknesses in the past that came back to bite you in the ass, and sicknesses that just royally sucked in general

This is IB. Fuck your directed conversation.
:3

I wish I cared

this is ib i expected nothing less how ever if we actually do get into a conversation i will stick my dick into a red ant hill

You should've eaten more apples.

-coughs all over this thread-
Blah..Im still sick..(-,-)

We actually had a valid conversation awhile ago



Make sure to take pictures or record yourself screaming with pleasure as millions of ants crawl up your urethra.

If one apple doesn't work, try more.

Eat an apple.

Megaman. Good times.

An ear infection eh? I had one two years ago. It can be pretty annoying. Sometimes the pain was unbearable. Went to a ENT doctor, gave me some supposedly athletics's foot drops and the infection was gone. However, if your ear is clogged, the doctor will get this little hook and water pressure hose and proceed to clean your ear manually. The hook doesn't hurt that much, but it will send you chills throughout your whole body. He will practically violate your ear, look forward to that.

Now that that's done, you can now proceed to the next red ant hill you can find.

So I think..... that op...

needs to eat more apples

You got Callonia Syndrome...

guess what? due to bad farming practices fruits and vegetables do not have the same vitamins and nutrients as before. so you need to eat more apples

Take my rep for improving my childhood memories.

is it sad i find this part funny?

Explain to me, how pumpkin soup can cough.



BAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.
That is harsh.

It's Pop Tarts silly, not apples

I have headache a long time ago cause i have a new Iphone. So i decided to search the cause of my headache, until i find out that the cause of the headache was my own Iphone so i throw it away to the bridge, and my headache is cured~ :3