Are you ready to be horrified?

Did he at least make it to the dance?

I don't think so. Poor guy :(

That poor suit, it didn't even get to have it's day, oh this world... so cruel.

I was expecting him to be beheaded, thus leaving the suit pristine.

I didn't even manage an erection.
Try again.

When I was a kid I lost both my parents. Freak thing, ten years old- BANG. - mortality. So I grew up livin' real hard; racing cars, smoking, drinking, sleeping with any girl I could find... Real stupid, dangerous lifestyle... then I turned eleven.

*backs far away from you*