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JACKS ANSWERS TO THE THINGS THAT NEED KNOWING
Been a while since we've had one of these things.
Ask away, for I am wisdomful, and ye shall learn great things of little importance maybe.
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Antw0n
Remember me?
Will this cause an enormous bandwagon once again, filling IB with Ask Me Anything threads?
What is the best way to get Tegumi to show me her feet?
What is the best way to get Tegumi to show me her feet?
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Black Burn wrote...
Where do I get aphrodisiac?Aphrodisiacs increase sensitivity. They are made by extract of feelings, which we all know women are suckers for.
Grab some rom-coms and chick-flicks (such as Beaches and A Walk To Remember), grind into powder, and go insult an emo for some of their blood. Distill, mix, and mark with your semen, et viola.
Deftera Mirage wrote...
Why can't we cook chicken with squash?Because black people are the proprietors of chicken, and squash is of the injuns.
And we all know that black and red = things of great evil.
Antw0n wrote...
Will this cause an enormous bandwagon once again, filling IB with Ask Me Anything threads?What is the best way to get Tegumi to show me her feet?
-No, because only I have the right answers. And everyone knows it. My Canadianess prevents floods anyways.
Because water does not exist in a liquid state in Canadia.
-Become a shoe. Lots of shoes are made of leather, and leathers are made from skins.
The bonus is that- as a shoe- you get to keep your tongue.
Licky licky.
animefreak_usa wrote...
Why is your family white and where my Poutine?-They're white because it is the natural camouflage of Canadia. They often adopt coloured children so people can locate each other.
-Poutine is made of fries, cheese, and gravy. It gets devoured as soon as it crosses the border.
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Kadushy
Douchebag
Why does my stomach hurt?
And why do I keep procrastinating? I have an essay due by today but I don't even have a topic yet...
And why do I keep procrastinating? I have an essay due by today but I don't even have a topic yet...
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Grenouille88 wrote...
HOW CAN I BE AS CLASSY AS YOUClass is defined by what you drink.
It sorta works like Popeye's spinach.
Start off with Glenlivet 12. Intersperse with some Camus.
Whence you reach level two, then we are ready to move on into the big leagues. Return for more tutelage, my apprentice.
Please_don't_ban_me wrote...
What is the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?"Why is one ball bigger than the other?"
Ammy wrote...
Make me a sandwich.Were you a real man, you'd have a lady to make it, a lady to serve it, and a lady to fetch the beer.
Now piss off.
Shinzumakami wrote...
Where is the allspark.The center of the universe. It is what prevents it from collapsing in upon itself.
Kadushy wrote...
Why does my stomach hurt?And why do I keep procrastinating? I have an essay due by today but I don't even have a topic yet...
-"A way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
That means some enormously fat chick is trying to get to you, and is simply too fat to fit in.
That's why fat people tend to couple with other fat people. It's a question of compatibility.
-The bigger the load of bullshit. The longer it takes it to crawl through your system.
And it will leave you gaping.
Wherein everyone can see right into you.