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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Is it true if i crank your knob your head will pop up and wink cream on my doughnut?
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Black Jesus JC wrote...
What game consoles do you have,if any?-SNES
-N64
-Gamecube
-PS2
-PS3
-Gameboy, Gameboy Colour, SD, Advance, DS, PSP
Don't have an Xbox because there aren't too many exclusives for it that I like, and a buncha my friends have the systems I'm missing.
Gravity cat wrote...
Why can't I hold all these limes?Limes- as we all know- are naturally very envious.
It wouldn't be long before total war broke out, with your arms, hands, and other grasping appendages be woeful causalities.
And that is an unfortunate thing moste unpleasente.
Koko7 wrote...
ALL KNOWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!TEACUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPS!
You need π.
For it actually complements tea quite nicely.
say what! wrote...
Favorite thing about Canada?Our stereotype. A lot of northern countries have some pretty sweet stereotypes.
Canadia = Drunken Lumberjacks
Norway = Vikings
Russia = Soviet crazies
Scotland = Kilt-wearin' Give-no-fucks
Kona-chan wrote...
You collect guns, right?Aye. Guns, blades, and antiques.
Tsujoi wrote...
Question, which bear is best?Berenstain.
They seem pretty chill.
fuwaruu wrote...
Why do 2hoos have diapers on their heads?The fuck is a '2hoo'.
Sounds like cockney slang for 'Two whores'.
Room101 wrote...
Why do I think that you dress up like XIXth Century English gentlemen? Because I essentially do. It's perfectly possible to express your individuality whilst maintaining a minimum of propriety and decorum.
The bonus is that I pretty much never really need to 'spruce up' for formal occasions. Just go as is.
animefreak_usa wrote...
Is it true if i crank your knob your head will pop up and wink cream on my doughnut?Only one way to find out, sugar.
Grenouille88 wrote...
About how much does a bottle of Glen 12 go for?50-60 bucks, depending on taxes and such.
AvatarEnd wrote...
Why is there always dick touching at church camp?Checking to make sure y'ain't a Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
Limegreen wrote...
Why can't I hold all these limes? I expect a kinky answerAlready asked, already answered.
How much does a 1TB external drive sell for these days?
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Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Do you prefer soft tits or firm tits?Soft, but there's a limit to everything. Were the tits to have all the consistency of molasses, I'd argue that that may be somewhat too soft.
It is also preferable that the term 'knockers' be purely figurative, and not be stout enough to knock someone about in actuality. For a pair of tits what may clout a nail into a board- much excessive in firmness.
Rimururu. wrote...
Who is Walpurgis Nacht?First off- 'Nacht' is German for 'Night'. So it's more a question of who is Walpurgis, and why do we designate a night for her celebration i.e. What did she do that's so fucking great.
Could always do a spot of research for the real answer, but it is much more fun to bullshit and guess- especially after a night of heavy drinking.
So let us fucking rock this, shall we?
So.
St.Walpurgis is actually a portmanteau- a fabricated name. The 'Wal' itself being an abbreviated mash up of the oldish word 'withal', and 'Purgis'- of course- being Latin for 'puke your guts out' (hence where we derive the phrase "Binge and Purge").
As such, St.Walpurgis is essentially The patron saint of 'Additional Vomiting'. Ergo- partying hard.
Who she was exactly is unknown- and may herself even be simply fabrication. As many worshiped figures are.
After all, mankind has always created deities in order to explain phenomenae into-which defied all contemporary comprehension.
Drinking oneself to the point of sick, being sick, and then returning to drinking in order to produce more sick is one that has never had any sort of logical explanation.
And so St.Walpurgis was created, and now it's all her fault.
Binging and Purging is now- in fact- a sacred ritual to a goddess. A goddess, because women are moste usually what causes people to drink- Women out of spite and envy, Men because they just need an excuse.
And Walpurgis Nacht because-
well-
that is when most drinking is done.
And German because they have fucking good beer.
Limegreen wrote...
Why can't I hold all these limes? I expect a kinky answerLime.
How the Japanese pronounce 'Rhine'.
Rhine- the river. Going into the Netherlands.
The Netherlands- the land of weed and honeys.
Japanese girls visiting the Netherlands, in which many good times are had of rong time ruving sexytimes.
Lime = slang term for those cute Japanese chicks.
As to why you cannot hold them all?
Simple.
Grenouille88 wrote...
How much does a 1TB external drive sell for these days?
Up to 150 by my viewing.
So all the Gen1 Pokémon excluding Mew.
You get to keep Mew.
leonard267 wrote...
Why the shotgun? When your country is riddled with creatures large, hairy, and that have either/and/or jaws, claws, and horns- you'd want a shotgun too.
And that's just the truck drivers.
Don't get me started on the hockey fans when their teams loses.
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Koko7 wrote...
Mama how many beers can you have~!No idea, because I've never drunk beer exclusively and have more or less stuck to liquors for the past six years now.
Last time I binged on beer was Prom Party, in which I had about 17-18 beers, some other stuff which I don't remember, a few drugs, and some vodka chugging.
Pretty much the first and last time that I've ever passed out drunk. I had to work the next morning, and that's pretty much what convinced me that that wasn't worth it.
I've discovered my limits early. Very rarely ever went beyond them since.
I've drunk myself to puking only once. And I think it was the steak that was off, actually.
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Koko7 wrote...
-snore-(n_ _)n
OY
I am not so old that my stories are to have a sedative effect just yet.
