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Why do 2hoos have diapers on their heads?

Why do I think that you dress up like XIXth Century English gentlemen?

Is it true if i crank your knob your head will pop up and wink cream on my doughnut?

About how much does a bottle of Glen 12 go for?

Why is there always dick touching at church camp?

-SNES
-N64
-Gamecube
-PS2
-PS3
-Gameboy, Gameboy Colour, SD, Advance, DS, PSP

Don't have an Xbox because there aren't too many exclusives for it that I like, and a buncha my friends have the systems I'm missing.



Limes- as we all know- are naturally very envious.

It wouldn't be long before total war broke out, with your arms, hands, and other grasping appendages be woeful causalities.

And that is an unfortunate thing moste unpleasente.



You need π.

For it actually complements tea quite nicely.



Our stereotype. A lot of northern countries have some pretty sweet stereotypes.

Canadia = Drunken Lumberjacks
Norway = Vikings
Russia = Soviet crazies
Scotland = Kilt-wearin' Give-no-fucks



Aye. Guns, blades, and antiques.



Berenstain.

They seem pretty chill.



The fuck is a '2hoo'.

Sounds like cockney slang for 'Two whores'.



Because I essentially do. It's perfectly possible to express your individuality whilst maintaining a minimum of propriety and decorum.

The bonus is that I pretty much never really need to 'spruce up' for formal occasions. Just go as is.



Only one way to find out, sugar.



50-60 bucks, depending on taxes and such.



Checking to make sure y'ain't a Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Do you prefer soft tits or firm tits?

Who is Walpurgis Nacht?

Why can't I hold all these limes? I expect a kinky answer

Already asked, already answered.


How much does a 1TB external drive sell for these days?

Why the shotgun?

Soft, but there's a limit to everything. Were the tits to have all the consistency of molasses, I'd argue that that may be somewhat too soft.

It is also preferable that the term 'knockers' be purely figurative, and not be stout enough to knock someone about in actuality. For a pair of tits what may clout a nail into a board- much excessive in firmness.



First off- 'Nacht' is German for 'Night'. So it's more a question of who is Walpurgis, and why do we designate a night for her celebration i.e. What did she do that's so fucking great.

Could always do a spot of research for the real answer, but it is much more fun to bullshit and guess- especially after a night of heavy drinking.

So let us fucking rock this, shall we?

So.

St.Walpurgis is actually a portmanteau- a fabricated name. The 'Wal' itself being an abbreviated mash up of the oldish word 'withal', and 'Purgis'- of course- being Latin for 'puke your guts out' (hence where we derive the phrase "Binge and Purge").

As such, St.Walpurgis is essentially The patron saint of 'Additional Vomiting'. Ergo- partying hard.

Who she was exactly is unknown- and may herself even be simply fabrication. As many worshiped figures are.

After all, mankind has always created deities in order to explain phenomenae into-which defied all contemporary comprehension.

Drinking oneself to the point of sick, being sick, and then returning to drinking in order to produce more sick is one that has never had any sort of logical explanation.

And so St.Walpurgis was created, and now it's all her fault.

Binging and Purging is now- in fact- a sacred ritual to a goddess. A goddess, because women are moste usually what causes people to drink- Women out of spite and envy, Men because they just need an excuse.

And Walpurgis Nacht because-

well-

that is when most drinking is done.



And German because they have fucking good beer.




Lime.

How the Japanese pronounce 'Rhine'.

Rhine- the river. Going into the Netherlands.

The Netherlands- the land of weed and honeys.

Japanese girls visiting the Netherlands, in which many good times are had of rong time ruving sexytimes.

Lime = slang term for those cute Japanese chicks.

As to why you cannot hold them all?

Simple.



Up to 150 by my viewing.

So all the Gen1 Pokémon excluding Mew.

You get to keep Mew.



When your country is riddled with creatures large, hairy, and that have either/and/or jaws, claws, and horns- you'd want a shotgun too.


And that's just the truck drivers.


Don't get me started on the hockey fans when their teams loses.

How does one get waar to start the waifu game on time?

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Mama how many beers can you have~!

No idea, because I've never drunk beer exclusively and have more or less stuck to liquors for the past six years now.

Last time I binged on beer was Prom Party, in which I had about 17-18 beers, some other stuff which I don't remember, a few drugs, and some vodka chugging.

Pretty much the first and last time that I've ever passed out drunk. I had to work the next morning, and that's pretty much what convinced me that that wasn't worth it.

I've discovered my limits early. Very rarely ever went beyond them since.

I've drunk myself to puking only once. And I think it was the steak that was off, actually.

-snore-

(n_ _)n

OY


I am not so old that my stories are to have a sedative effect just yet.

Are you the same PumpJack McGee who is/was working on art for the CoC character viewer? If so, hows that going lol?