ASK JACK

Ever considered changing your name to Jack Sparrow.

Captain Jack Sparrow.

I was going to buy a 755ml jar of cherry moonshine at Bevmo(chain liquor store) but i calculated that the cherries take up to 1/4 of the vol of the jar so im paying for 500ml or so of 100 proof at 35$... just cheaper to buy a pint of vodak and a jar of cheries for 10$. Or a pint of everclear.

Y'know- for some reason. I never figured you would make that sort of mistake.



As cool as he is, the constant references would get annoying fairly quickly.



Screw you and your cheap booze.

Why the spacing?

Personal quirk.

I just think it looks kinda cluttered without.


I also think it makes things a little easier to read.


You ever do that thing? When reading something, but then jump lines partway through, and then the sentence doesn't make any sense?


Not so with the spacing.


Kinda reflects upon my train of thought. Break up the myriad of perhaps only distantly related thoughts- if at all- into separate components, rather than bunched together when there is really no coherency to the whole.

I know the feel.

I do it quite often as well, was just a bit curious.

Also, do you play any PC games?

If you ever met me IRL, what's the first place you would take me?

Not often, since my computersaurus rex is nearing 10 years old.

It can run Starcraft and Homeworld.

Hearts of Iron, too.




Depends on when you come 'round. Different activities for different seasons (Yes, we do get the other seasons. Canada is not a Winter exclusive).

Since we'd be in Montreal (closest place to mine with an airport), we could always do a tour of the downtown. The Old Port is a nice area. There's also a few bars that I know which are a little more discreet. Good music in those places. Rock. Blues.

And of course, there's the strip clubs. Some pretty nice ones, and then there's some trashy ones- over in the sleazy side of town.

During the winters (which are typically about 5-6 months, or used to be) there's of course the things such as alpine skiing, cross-country skiing, sledding, skating, and le hockey.

Couple of natural parks.

Good folk music scene, if you like that.

A few war reenactments and renaissance faire.

Couple of fort/castles.

That sounds very romantic. Bromance. <3

Fuck yeah, darling.

I can make wine and booze... nice being European and hillbilly.

Just out of curiousity, have you ever been to Finland then? :o

Also, could you please remind me to call/text Laggi tomorrow or when you're answering this? I want to ask him something, but I'll probably forget to contact him unless reminded.

Leave a note on your desk/computer.

If you're really forgetful, leave the notes overtop of any clocks you have. Whenever you want to check the time- boom- reminder.


And- no. I've never been to Finland myself. I plan to, though- and now I have an actual reason to.

Actually just asking you to remind me helped me to remember it today. I just sat here and the first thing in my mind was "oh yeah, I asked Jack to remind me about Laggi".

And yes. I'm so fucking forgetful I hate it. And I blame my mother, she's totally the same. [size=1]and quietly inside my head I blame weed of it too, but I dont admit that to anyone else than myself.[/h]

And a question: blondes, brunettes, redheads or black haired girls?

I don't judge by colour, I'm not racist.

Fuck, another question then: how big is it?

JACKY BOY, EMERGENCY
I MAY BE A FAGGOT
WHAT DO

Only one way to find out, honeybunch.



FELL DEEDS AWAKE

SO

THE CURSE OF PENILE-LUSTING FAGGOTRY HAUNTS THY SPIRIT, AND THREATENS TO CORRUPT THY BUTTOCK-SQUISHY-RING INTO A GAPING CHASM THAT HARBOURS MORE COCK THAN A CHICKEN COOP.

THERE BE BUT ONE CURE, MY FROGGY-BUT-NOT-FRENCH-FRIEND.

FLEE.

FLEE- WITH ALL THE SWIFTNESS THAT CONGRESSIONAL DISCOURSE LACKS- AND MAKE THY ARSE, AS THYSELF, SCARCE.

YOUR HOME IS NO LONGER SAFE.

THERE IS NO SHELTER AMONGST THE CIVILISED REALMS, ALL THAT WHAT MAY CONTAIN HOUSING.

FOR WITHIN HOUSES- THERE ARE CLOSETS.

AND THAT IS WHERE FAGGOTRY KEEPS.


YOU MUST AWAY INTO THE WILD. AND WALK WITH THE BEASTS.

WHERE EVEN THE FEMALES ARE OF SUCH MANLINESS THAT HAIR GROWS THICK UPON THEIR CHESTS.


FUCK (LITERAL) BITCHES.




Now-

Go.

Well, mostly I just wanted to know if you're gonna answer that or not. And I kinda knew you wouldnt, but I had to try.

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