ASK JACK

If someone offered you 10 Million Yen to suck said person's dick, would you do it?

Never saw the point in measuring it, and as of right now I'm too soaked to get it up.



I know it's pretty much cliché at this point, but it's still the best answer- why not?

Really.

Why the hell not.


Why do we even do anything?

Because it's better than doing nothing. Even if they're perceived as "bad"- which is an arguably entirely subjective perspective- at least it's not nothing.

If you believe in higher powers, that attitude would have led to simply no existence of- well- existence.

So.


Why not.



A hundred thousand plus dollars can buy more than enough Listerine and Whisky.

Although that would depend greatly upon the person.

For that kind of money, I'm going to assume that this person washes regularly and doesn't have liberal amounts of cream cheese on his dong.

Medical records to be sure there aren't any diseases or viruses.

Perhaps a gag too, so he doesn't fucking talk to me during the deed.


You can suck a dick and still have standards.

Such a classy prostitute.

Were I a hooker, I'd have the tightest and cleanest pussy of any hooker there has ever been or ever shall be.




Or your money back!

Thats the best possible answer to that question imo.

Edit: I just realized that I told you my birthday but you only told me your friends birthday! D: So, when is your birthday?

If I was completely infallible think about how much more insufferable I'd be.

You actually got the edge on me over that one, darling.

You're a few months before me.

I was born during the summer.



Nah. You're fine.

You're only insufferable to the people who well deserve it.

[align=justify][color=green][font=verdana]Shit, forgot to answer.

15-year XO.

Been bored today so I've been reading your thingy in your sig for a long time now. And I see this:

"What's your favorite clothing brand?"

"I don't really swear by any brands- it's really just boils down to whether the product is one of quality. My current raiment is as such... lemme check (stripper time)

-Shirt: VJ & Co. (Never heard of 'em)
-Pants: Dockers (Most of my casual-wear pants are)
-Suspenders: Liberty
-Underwear: I'm at home, I don't need any.
-Socks: I don't fecking know.
-Shoes: Lorsheim"

Wouldnt that be very uncomfortable for a man? Also do canadians too wear shoes inside? (I've never understood the point in that)

It's not, actually. It's very freeing, so long as your pants aren't horrible abrasive.

How is it?

Don't have it all before I get a crack at it, now.



Nah. Like Gren said, it depends on the pants (and the humidity).

I wear underwear at work, for several reasons:

-My work pants are heavy canvas. Not friendly to delicate danglies.

-I work outside a lot. During the winter, -40C is not very friendly to delicate danglies either.

-I've had pants rip at the crotch more than once. Once happened during the summer, in which my delicate danglies where dangling about for all to see.

[align=justify][color=green][font=verdana]Warming, yet smooth. No harshness to it at all.

Trust me, it won't be quaffed down like hooch.

Not sure if asked but....
Where did your avy and username come from?

The avatar is from the first chapter of Seka X Seka.

The username is a play on words, as I am so fond of them.

-Hentai site. "Pump" and "Jack" can be interpreted sexually.

-I used to work in a garage. We used pumpjacks a lot.

-The "McGee" is just a standard name-thing. Just to give the name a nice little ring.


As such, PumpJack McGee.

I know you dont like sweets, but I have to ask this. Ever tasted salty liquorice?

I might have. My memory is so darned terrible.


Is it a common sweet in Suomi?

did you draw this one too?

I wish.


Nah. I forget the artists' name- but that's a far cry from Rapa's style.


EDIT: Found 'im.


Cozy.

didn't men you, Jacky boy, I meant Rapa.

Yeah, I realised that a moment after and changed my reply accordingly.

Anyways the artist is Cozy.