ATTENTION WHORING

I'M AN ELDER NOW, LOOK AT ME AND HOW GREAT I AM.

NOW I WANT ALL OF YOU NON-ELDERS TO TAKE A GOOD, LONG LOOK AT YOURSELVES. YOU ARE SHIT COMPARED TO ME IN ALL OF MY ELDER GLORY. YOU ARE THE DIRT BENEATH MY SHOES. THE TOILET THAT I SHIT IN HAS A HIGHER PLACE IN SOCIETY THAN YOU.

ALSO, MY AVATAR IS FUCKING AWESOME AND YOU KNOW IT. YOU WISH YOU KICKED THIS MUCH ASS. THIS GUY GETS LOADS OF PUSSY EVERY NIGHT WHILE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF IN YOUR DESPICABLE SORROW. YOU USE YOUR PATHETIC TEARS AS LUBE TO JACK OFF TO THE WONDERFUL POSTS MADE BY THE OTHER ELDERS AND I. MY GLORIOUS CAPS LOCK INTIMIDATES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AS WELL. I LAUGH WHILE YOU COWER IN FEAR OF HOW GREAT I AM.

FUCK YOU.

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL NON-ELDERS EXCEPT FOR A CERTAIN FEW WHO ARE PRETTY COOL. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Neat-o

Edit: Congrats

Edit edit: I has a proud.

And cue Lamz0r's facepalm.gif

Woohoo?
So what, your avatar's still a guido. Can't escape that status.

You are really a badass kapitan.

Captain CRUNCH!!

I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS.

Am I one of those cool non-elders?
Also that's a guy?

THAT'S ME, ALWAYS DOING WHAT OTHERS WANT.

I'm not really sure... But I think so.

Also, you're cool because your text is epic and blue.

Heh. LOL.

COOL STORY BRO.

sense when the hell did you become a mod?!


also I've been here longer so im still above

"Since when the hell did you become a mod?!

Also, I've been here longer so I'm still."

I had to fix it. It made me sick looking at it.

Also I'm the Prince of Bel-Air. That's when.

Joined: Jan 2010

Nice spamming bro.

Join the club

OOH, OOH!!!
I WANT TO JOIN!!!
I WANNA JOIN!!!
LET ME JOIN!!!
I WANT IN, GODDAMN IT!!!
I WANT TO BE A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!
:3

^Elders only.

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I think you're jealous, you elite piece of shit.