Back from community service.
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I know people will just go tl:dr on a wall of text so hell I'm doing it anyways.
On saturday 9:00pm or so, I was driving back to my house. remember that story of punks throwing eggs at the windshield? yeah it's real. I got hit by an egg, since I knew that the wipers would only increase the problem I stopped the car and opened the glove compartment to get my can of mace and a combat knife I got from the military. As expected the men where already waiting outside, 5 men or so. They were he stereo typical gang. They say that this street is theirs and they need some toll to let me pass or something. My advantage was it was a narrow street and the men were near each other so when they approached I maced 3 guys in the face in one sweep of the can. Threw the can to the side, got my knife out and tried to remember what the general teached me. Quick stab, return fast and repeat. so got my kinfe out and stabbed two guys, one at the stomach and the other at the right thigh I think. Then this fool who got maced fought through the pain (or didn't get enough mace) tried to punch me. I'm not a fukkin anime character alright!? I couldn't evade it and received the punch. So I immediately pushed him to the wall and put the BLUNT side of my blade at his neck saying "move and I slit out your throat" in my language.
Cops came 5 minutes later arrested me, lawyer said self-defense judge took pity and gave me 100 hours community service, in the retirement home.I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'I whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate said 'Fresh', And had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel-Air!'
On saturday 9:00pm or so, I was driving back to my house. remember that story of punks throwing eggs at the windshield? yeah it's real. I got hit by an egg, since I knew that the wipers would only increase the problem I stopped the car and opened the glove compartment to get my can of mace and a combat knife I got from the military. As expected the men where already waiting outside, 5 men or so. They were he stereo typical gang. They say that this street is theirs and they need some toll to let me pass or something. My advantage was it was a narrow street and the men were near each other so when they approached I maced 3 guys in the face in one sweep of the can. Threw the can to the side, got my knife out and tried to remember what the general teached me. Quick stab, return fast and repeat. so got my kinfe out and stabbed two guys, one at the stomach and the other at the right thigh I think. Then this fool who got maced fought through the pain (or didn't get enough mace) tried to punch me. I'm not a fukkin anime character alright!? I couldn't evade it and received the punch. So I immediately pushed him to the wall and put the BLUNT side of my blade at his neck saying "move and I slit out your throat" in my language.
Cops came 5 minutes later arrested me, lawyer said self-defense judge took pity and gave me 100 hours community service, in the retirement home.I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'I whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate said 'Fresh', And had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel-Air!'
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Yo holmes to bel-air...
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I had to do months of community service for the shit I did in Middle School...
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I had to do months of community service for the shit I did in Middle School...
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Tsujoi
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kgods wrote...
Never had to do community service, but here's a random pictureSpoiler:
Please don't post gang signs on Fakku.
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otakumax wrote...
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'I whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate was fresher thanthe dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cat was rare, But I thought 'man, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel-Air!'Fix'd
(you people really suck at remembering these.)
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kgods wrote...
Haha zing. I'm not that aryan looking; is of Irish descent. Erin ga Bragh. Half my ancestors are from Connacht.
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@Fapping fury: I did
@Goodday: The mace can was almost out
@Cruz737: Klingon, don't make use the vulcan death grip.
@Tsujoi: That's not a gang sign, I think. It's the shocker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_%28hand_gesture%29
@Crossblade: Well that cleared my mind, tnx
And who the fuck gave me rep for doing community service? Thank you and why?
Okay thats it, rushed post. Has to do some moar community crap no time to hang around. Just meet ya at the Mirc.
@Goodday: The mace can was almost out
@Cruz737: Klingon, don't make use the vulcan death grip.
@Tsujoi: That's not a gang sign, I think. It's the shocker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_%28hand_gesture%29
@Crossblade: Well that cleared my mind, tnx
And who the fuck gave me rep for doing community service? Thank you and why?
Okay thats it, rushed post. Has to do some moar community crap no time to hang around. Just meet ya at the Mirc.
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In my time gangs used to throw candies at our windshields. Much more effective in alluring us outside.
