Badass Fantasy Pets

So here are the rules:

You state four pets you would want to have in a fantasy reality, one currently existing, one mythical, one extinct, and one hybrid of two or three extinct or existing animals. These pets will be completely loyal and obey you completely, regardless of how many badges you have.

More rules:
-Nothing Sentient (This topic's definition of sentient means capable of speech and reason)
-If mythical, and the myth varies, specify which variant.
-This is hypothetical anyway, so if you want to make slight variations in size, color, etc., that's fine.
-If very obscure, please provide us with an explanation of what the hell it is.
-Has to be small enough to keep on a medium-sized farm area. Nothing huge, like a Leviathan.

For me:
-Wild boar with serrated tusks.
-Storm Dragon (Lighting, Rain, stuff like that.)
-Pterodactyl small enough to wear like a backpack.
-A velociraptor with cassowary legs archeopteryx wings.

Dragons are sentient

I choose Gundam, Tegumi, boobs, and a squirrel

Faggosaurus

I want one of those White Dolphins from Gundam X

Why? Because fuck you, it has Newtype powahs.

Mugi

I'm not sentient?

oooooooh someones in trouble

No you are I think
I just don't play by the rules

Tegs you gonna let him get away with that?

No thanks.

Slime girl

I guess? There's not really anything I can leverage against him, it's not like I can say "I'm revoking our friendship" because we weren't friends to begin with.

I'm bored and wanted a show =/

Can't always have what you want, Princess.

you want to get raped? >=[

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Bollocks

This thread screams "CTFG!!!111ONE"
Anyways. I want this nasty motherfucker.

It'd be fun to sic it on someone for just shits 'n jiggles.