Banzai to dry season

All these drought upon the land has given me great fortune. I thank you deeply for Mother Earth's kindness of not pouring any drop of rain to this land.

I thank Mother Earth for giving me this wonderful Thunderstorm that is dangerous enough to cause one of those "national warnings" on the radio.

How could one be not happy when such misfortune gave $50,000 in a week?

should I feel bad for finding this funny?

Nop

Always a dry season here. Fucking SoCal faggots steal our water for Disney land.

My balls aren't dry, I'm building it up.