Being a Dick

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ah! that's our neighbor!

he's evading the fact that he becomes strong and studly when something erotically sexy appears

Dick:

It aint easy being a dick.

~TRUE~

I've got a head I can't think with.

~Your head is bald!~

An eye I can't see out of.

~LOL! Dicks have eyes!~

I hang around 2 nuts all day.

~Well still you are enjoying yourself.~

My neighbor is a real asshole.

~INDEED!~

My best friend is a pussy.

~I am envious of you.~

And every time I got excited, I throw up.

~And you make your best friend pussy pregnant.~

But worst of all, my owner beats me.

~That's how your owner shows his love on you.~

LOLZY MODE
Dick:

It aint easy being a dick.

~bout the dickheads?~

I've got a head I can't think with.

~But you can pierce someone by that~

An eye I can't see out of.

~NO! it's instinct! only go forwards and backwards!~

I hang around 2 nuts all day.

~well those give you the boost!~

My neighbor is a real asshole.

~INDEED! IMPLIED 1000%~

My best friend is a pussy.

~MEOWRR~

And every time I got excited, I throw up.

~make sure she will clean it up when it spills somewhere else~

But worst of all, my owner beats me.

~You must be a hardworker! i sympathize with you~[/quote]

>implying I'm not a dick

so true.

lolwut?

Dicks

hahahahah.That was so true!

HAVING a Dick