Big Bang.

So I was thinking about the big bang theory and I kinda stumbled upon something.

If, before the Big Bang occurred, there was only what scientists call "singularity", then what was the reason for the Big Bang in the first place?

If everything is the same, there's nothing to trigger a reaction right?

At least God himself gives an answer to that question:



Present your own theories, fine sirs!

Must've been the best sex of all time.

btw. 72 virgins was a better strip imo. :)

Yeah that one was awesome too lol

I guess my theory is, we might never know how it really all started.

Convince me it happened otherwise!

Hilarious, but spot-on. It's that fact that leads me to kinda believe in some creator entity, but that would also pose a contradiction - where does that entity come from in the first place?

Because the Greek gods are more credible than any others anyone can think of, my theory goes like so:

Zeus was hiding his porn stash in what we call today a "Singularity." Hades knew of the stash and came over to Zeus' crib once in a while to get one off. Poseidon, being the little bitch he is (jealous that he got water instead of badass lightning powers) told Hera (Zeus' bitch) about the stash. Now, it took her a while to find this so-called singularity as it was just fucking tiny, but she found it. Drama ensued, and Hera, with the help of Helios (she promised him he'd get 10% of the stash), fought Zeus for paying attention more to 2D goddesses than her dry pussy. In the end, Helios fucked up and set the singularity on fire, and unbeknownst to him, Zeus put a space/time nuke in there so that if he can't have the porn, no one would. That's how the big bang happened.

Words can't begin to describe how awesome that was lol

And that's how I came up with the idea of the Fantastic Four.

I thought the original theory was about the Greek gods having one giant orgy.

It was a gigantic chicken or was it a gigantic egg. Did God eat too many beans? (239 +1)

Don't know about the TV show. I'm not from the US and I don't think it was broadcast here...

Hey I like that show

Why, cause I like a show that acctually requires you to be slightly more intelligent then your average asshole whose I.Q score happens to be how many inches thier dick is in order to really understand thier jokes.