Big Bang.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
So I was thinking about the big bang theory and I kinda stumbled upon something.
If, before the Big Bang occurred, there was only what scientists call "singularity", then what was the reason for the Big Bang in the first place?
If everything is the same, there's nothing to trigger a reaction right?
At least God himself gives an answer to that question:

Present your own theories, fine sirs!
If, before the Big Bang occurred, there was only what scientists call "singularity", then what was the reason for the Big Bang in the first place?
If everything is the same, there's nothing to trigger a reaction right?
At least God himself gives an answer to that question:

Present your own theories, fine sirs!
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Lamz0r wrote...
btw. 72 virgins was a better strip imo. :)
Yeah that one was awesome too lol
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Uncyclopedia wrote...
The Poof, There It Is Theory is one of the most popular theories used to explain the creation of the universe. The theory is quite complex but it can be simplified to something like this:
In the beginning, there was no universe, and then;
POOF!
There it was.
Convince me it happened otherwise!
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
gurumao2 wrote...
Convince me it happened otherwise!
Hilarious, but spot-on. It's that fact that leads me to kinda believe in some creator entity, but that would also pose a contradiction - where does that entity come from in the first place?
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Because the Greek gods are more credible than any others anyone can think of, my theory goes like so:
Zeus was hiding his porn stash in what we call today a "Singularity." Hades knew of the stash and came over to Zeus' crib once in a while to get one off. Poseidon, being the little bitch he is (jealous that he got water instead of badass lightning powers) told Hera (Zeus' bitch) about the stash. Now, it took her a while to find this so-called singularity as it was just fucking tiny, but she found it. Drama ensued, and Hera, with the help of Helios (she promised him he'd get 10% of the stash), fought Zeus for paying attention more to 2D goddesses than her dry pussy. In the end, Helios fucked up and set the singularity on fire, and unbeknownst to him, Zeus put a space/time nuke in there so that if he can't have the porn, no one would. That's how the big bang happened.
Zeus was hiding his porn stash in what we call today a "Singularity." Hades knew of the stash and came over to Zeus' crib once in a while to get one off. Poseidon, being the little bitch he is (jealous that he got water instead of badass lightning powers) told Hera (Zeus' bitch) about the stash. Now, it took her a while to find this so-called singularity as it was just fucking tiny, but she found it. Drama ensued, and Hera, with the help of Helios (she promised him he'd get 10% of the stash), fought Zeus for paying attention more to 2D goddesses than her dry pussy. In the end, Helios fucked up and set the singularity on fire, and unbeknownst to him, Zeus put a space/time nuke in there so that if he can't have the porn, no one would. That's how the big bang happened.
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Rbz wrote...
Because the Greek gods are more credible than any others anyone can think of, my theory goes like so:Zeus was hiding his porn stash in what we call today a "Singularity." Hades knew of the stash and came over to Zeus' crib once in a while to get one off. Poseidon, being the little bitch he is (jealous that he got water instead of badass lightning powers) told Hera (Zeus' bitch) about the stash. Now, it took her a while to find this so-called singularity as it was just fucking tiny, but she found it. Drama ensued, and Hera, with the help of Helios (she promised him he'd get 10% of the stash), fought Zeus for paying attention more to 2D goddesses than her dry pussy. In the end, Helios fucked up and set the singularity on fire, and unbeknownst to him, Zeus put a space/time nuke in there so that if he can't have the porn, no one would. That's how the big bang happened.
And that's how I came up with the idea of the Fantastic Four.
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Serious answer:
Since the begining, you are taught about things and their durability: People are born, they live and then die; cheese is made, it exists, then it ends.
The thing is that the universe always existed. There couldn't be a begining.
It simply exists, and it always have.
Since the begining, you are taught about things and their durability: People are born, they live and then die; cheese is made, it exists, then it ends.
The thing is that the universe always existed. There couldn't be a begining.
It simply exists, and it always have.
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Rbz wrote...
Because the Greek gods are more credible than any others anyone can think of, my theory goes like so:Zeus was hiding his porn stash in what we call today a "Singularity." Hades knew of the stash and came over to Zeus' crib once in a while to get one off. Poseidon, being the little bitch he is (jealous that he got water instead of badass lightning powers) told Hera (Zeus' bitch) about the stash. Now, it took her a while to find this so-called singularity as it was just fucking tiny, but she found it. Drama ensued, and Hera, with the help of Helios (she promised him he'd get 10% of the stash), fought Zeus for paying attention more to 2D goddesses than her dry pussy. In the end, Helios fucked up and set the singularity on fire, and unbeknownst to him, Zeus put a space/time nuke in there so that if he can't have the porn, no one would. That's how the big bang happened.
I thought the original theory was about the Greek gods having one giant orgy.
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were you thinking about the big bang theory as in the actual theory, or The Big Bang Theory, the god-awful tv show?
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Don't know about the TV show. I'm not from the US and I don't think it was broadcast here...
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Nashrakh wrote...
Don't know about the TV show. I'm not from the US and I don't think it was broadcast here...youre lucky
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Jeff Goldblum Fan wrote...
zachwolf wrote...
Hey I like that showcongrats on being dumb as shit
Why, cause I like a show that acctually requires you to be slightly more intelligent then your average asshole whose I.Q score happens to be how many inches thier dick is in order to really understand thier jokes.