Birthday Hangover

Went out to celebrate my Birthday last night. Drank two mojitos, two blueberry mojitos, glass of whiskey, three tequila shots, and a bottle of smirnoff ice.

My tummy hurts.

Drink H20.

I didn't know Canadian's couldn't hang. That like child play here.

Isn't a mojito a gay drink?

Happy Birthday.

Not if your cuban.. and cubans are fags... so yeah gay drink indeed.

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no ABC

Fucking faggot.

Real men drink tap beer.

That was a bad idea mixing all those different hard liquors together. Hopefully you learned your lesson. I learned mine for the third (and hopefully final) time when I drank about 7 or 8 beers and then a 1/4 pitcher of red wine, the next morning was hell! Blegh! all over a McDonald's parking lot and part of my friend's car.

Pick me up shots 2 at the most is only when hard liqueurs make since.

I have a 24 pack all to my disposal.

Happy Birthday btw.

Have a fun time over the toilet afterwards.

I always do, my favorite part is waking up at 6am still leaning over it.

So when are you gonna graduated to the big boy section?

Fail.

Happy birthday though.


...fag.

Liquor? when I have money and desire and expensive hangover.

Light weight. I know people who do that and not even get buzzed.