Bruce freaken Lee!!

no that would be incorrect...but close:P.

Chuck Norris. And it's funny that you think I'm asking. XD

:P

In the movie Return of the Dragon Bruce Lee and Chuck Noris fight, Bruce Lee wins, so thats it.

exactly the LEE rules over chuck:p.

and there are Bruce Lee look-a-likes in a number of video games

LAW from tekken:>.

...and his pops too: Marshal


Fei Long from Street Fighter


and we get no Chuck Norris look-a-like

i think thats because chuck would round house any look alike s of the face of the earth..Lees gone so he cant destroy his look alike s:<.

http://www.topfivez.com/top-5-scariest-sex-dolls/


and one other thing:

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
-taken from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

ironically, there is :P

and it looks something like this:

and it has Bruce Lee in it

thats feaken hilarious!!:> pw3ned by the Lee!

Bruce lee will fuck u up! Cause he is the absolute man when it comes to kicken ass!

Bruce Lee has trully mastered Kung Fu

He knows how to use ALL parts of his body: he has got a fifth limb; he's trained his pelvic muscles well

:>. +1 rep to jonsmth. as soon as i can:). maxed rep for today."edit" done:)

Bruce Lee has trully mastered Kung Fu

He knows how to use ALL parts of his body: besides having a fifth limb, he's got two morning stars that he swings around for those awkward situations; he's conditioned them so well that as a man, he's got no weak points

BRUCE LEE ROXORS UR SOXORS 8)

Bruce Lee is a master of Kung Fu and of his body

he could pwn you with both his hands tied behind his back...


...and his feet cemented to the floor

i wish i was as amazing at fighting as bruce lee.. :cry:

*Directed towards all of the Leetards in this thread*

That was only a clip from a movie you Leetards! There actually was a real fight between them. Chuck Norris won and a few years later Bruce Lee dies from a brain tumor. I'm not making this up. THE END!

This is the movie picture!


This is a funny comic!


This is his official trading card!


Chuck Norris after Walker Texas ranger.


Chuck Norris says "Don't Masterbate."


Chuck Norris the action figure


Super Smash Brothers Norris!


Ahh Its good to be alive!