Bush

Well, it's high time I got me a trim. So I was thinking, what creative thing should I do with my bush. Please post your suggestions here. You could also talk about your own styles.

Perhaps I should make a circle around my wiener and make it look like a letter Q.

You could castrate yourself to prevent your stupidity from spreading to the next generation.

trim with a chainsaw.

Lol^

Yeah, but chainsaws work wonders

Maybe I was wrong about Hatsune Miku needing to be the only one slung into an industrial veneering machine via their hair.

I usually trim my southern crops in such a way that a "crop circle"-esque pattern is left, so that, whenever an alien is looking at my crouch with their "Super Space X-Ray Earthling Porn Telescope" for some of their "Earthling Porn" fetish times, they know that I know their looking at my manly ladylump.

You should grow a mohawk there. And you should cut it with a candle (lit of course)

I don't know any guys that trim there bush, and I don't trim my bush. So all I have to say is hope you find a style you like and be careful with the razor.

Trim it with your teeth. I'm sure you're flexible enough.

YOU CAN SHAVE IT WITH A LAWNMOWER

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A HOSPITAL!

um Just shave it off?

Instead of trimming, why not braid 'em? Have some pubic cornrows.

Intelligence filler.

^I second this.

Or better yet, you could get your cat to use it as a scratching post. Think of the fun mystery and excitement of not knowing what shape the blood stain near your crotch will be.

I suggest the new "lit on fire" look.