Canada

As to what I have been drinkinng, welll that is mostly drinks of my own creation. I am an amature bartener. One drink war stawberr liquer with chocolate liquor, another was chocolate liquer with orange liqure, and another was melon, apple, peach, cherry, orange, blueberry, and a whole lot of other liquoures mixed with cherry soda.

Holy Fuck! watch the hard liquor dude you'll mess up your liver quicker than you would
on beer. But then again live and learn.

All those North American countries are just ridiculously amusing.

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wat?

this has got to be a troll.

You know whqat? people don't give credit to how badass Canada was, is, and can be. Like we kicked ass ibn world war one and world war two. Did any of you manage to liberate Vimy Ridge????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@!!!!!!!!!!!!1 We did it. and we invedted several modern warfare tactics like the squad system while doing it. Yex your heard right CANADA INVENTED MODERN WARFARE. But inspite of that we arte not pro-war like some other people (glares at America) We are a nation which aspires to peace and acceptance, unless you are American, even then we don't really hate you, we just see you in a similar light as an embarassing sibling who keeps making ansd ass of himslef infront of everyone and WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE FUCKING MESS! You Guiys can be redealklly inconsiderate at times.

Just so you all know, I am very drunk while typeing this so that is what accoungts for the the spelling errors, cause I miss the key and press two and don't have the paticents to spell corect.

It is a rule in this forum that you spell corect? I can;t remember if it is or that was on some other forum.


Ordinarily I would make a thread for this but there is some sort of bug in the site going on that I can't make a new thread devoted to this topic. Oh well.

But about Canada, many people, even in Canada wonder what the purpose of Canada is? Like how the Americans have the American dream, people wonder what the Canadian drewam is, like what Canada is about in a way.

I think I know the answer. I say I think I know the answer because I am not arrogant abnd automatically say I know the answer.

I think that the Canadian dream is t9o create a land where everyone can just be themeselves. Like everywhere in the the world society is alsoways telling you that you have to be this way or you have to be that way in order to be an acceptable human being who is worthy of of living. And if you don't act that way you are a peice of shit.

However in Canada we embrace the idea that humans are not built in a factory, we don't all have to be the same way in order to be good people. It like in a family, a family is something that (in thoery) always accepts you and loves you even if you are odd or different. That is what a home is, a soft place to rest in a world that is trying to beat you up into something that it thinks you should be.

The Canadian dream is for the entire country to be a home where everyone is accepted and loved and is given what they need to grow in a more complete person.

At least that's what I think anyway.

America was first to have a nuke, your drunken rant is invalid, and america has a bigger dick than canada (we call it mexico).

America has two dicks. Mexico and Florida. And one dick is abundant with topless girls running around.

You do realize that America is Canada's dick. Another way to look at it is that because we are on top America is our bitch. We are also bigger than America and we don't have the largest national debt in world history.

Our regular military is one of if not the best trained military in the world, our Sniper corp is the best in the world and our special forces are probably one of the best in world if not the best(despite the fact the only thing known about them is their name.) We also have the 2nd or 3rd highest standard of living in the world and the 5 highest life expectancy.

Oh, and the majority of our population isn't obese.

You do realize that America is Canada's dick. Another way to look at it is that because we are on top America is our bitch. We are also bigger than America and we don't have the largest national debt in world history.

Our regular military is one of if not the best trained military in the world, our Sniper corp is the best in the world and our special forces are probably one of the best in world if not the best(despite the fact the only thing known about them is their name.) We also have the 2nd or 3rd highest standard of living in the world and the 5 highest life expectancy.

Oh, and the majority of our population isn't obese.

I fucking hate that game with a passion.

I lol'd.

And we could still kick your ass, even if we are debt-ridden fatasses. What does that say about your wonderful nation, eh? =)

All that says is that you out number us. The fact that you haven't kicked our asses has several reasons behind it.

We like our beer hat. We don't want it ruined, or we can't impress europe. America will use its two dicks to fuck that hot bitch eventually.

France owes you a bunch of favours.