Cat Thread Q, A, and Plans

Stick it in a room full of balloons.

Watch it freak the fuck out and start lashing out at them, consequently popping them- freaking it out more.

The chaos would be exponential.



And I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be terribly fond of you afterwards.

Get another cat of the opposite gender and introduce them to each other. They will eventually fall in love and when they do, they'll go on a honeymoon somewhere nice. Pack your things and move to a new house while they are away. It's so simple.

1. cheesing

Verb
To become high by way of snorting or sniffing cat piss. Cheesing can cause a psychedelic trip where the person cheesing visits a fantasyland where they get to fornicate with the boob princess. Trey Parker and Matt Stone discovered the miracle effects of cheesing.

Adjective
To describe one who is high on cat urine.

Cheesing was the topic of episode 3 from season 12 of South Park titled "Major Boobage"
-Get the fuck out Kenny! Stop cheesing with Kitty-Kitty!
-I am cheesed out of my mind
-I will grab my pussy then we can go get cheesed.

Ohay the cat's gone now... for now.. If it comes back tomorrow I'm taking one of the plans and doing it. Results may vary.

Mine works best

Or just catch it and bring it to a damn shelter, you know, the humane option.

>Animal shelter.
>animals brought by people and not the dog catcher are killed first. Since by law strays are required two weeks for owner to pick them up, but not the donated or seized animals.

Aspca rules.

Or you could post as if you are a girl
go to CTFG
post tits and the vagoo
and watch as the forever alones, virgins, and weebs quiver in hunger or overreact to something they will most likely will never have.

What about the kitty?

;3; Oh.

Idk then... find a no-kill shelter?
Or call the dog/cat catcher?

Me and douchey are from the same area. There is a cat haven somewhere in the next county. http://www.cathouseonthekings.com/index.php but costs 5000$.

http://www.lasthopesanctuary.org or merced county scpa is the only other ones in the area that don't kill.

[size=2]Don't mind me, just spreading the word (^^). You'd do the same[/h]

keep it and name it pussy.

JUST POSTING SO THAT DOUCHEY KNOWS THAT IF THAT CAT COMES TO HARM I WILL END HIM.

BE HUMANE, FAGGOT OR I WILL FIND YOU.

^LOLOLOLOLOLoLOLoLoL

I suggest you go naruto in this B*tch! and tell the cat that you'll summon him when you need to.

I do that to our cat too, he doesnt look happy.