Cheese Puffs=Conspiracy?

[size=14]The cheese puffs at the top of the packet are always not very cheesy, so I am forced to eat the packet quickly to get to the cheesy ones. I have therefore concluded that the fact that there is less cheese flavour on the top to be a conspiracy to make sure I can never enjoy a packet of cheese puffs. [/h]

Or since it's made in a factory some of the puffs will have more or less cheese.

Eat them from the bottom first.

[size=14]I wish I was this clever. Your advice has changed my life forever.[/h]

Shake the pack for some time before opening it.
The flavour is powdered, therefore it will cover everything evenly.
Problem solved.

Don't buy cheese puffs

All the seasoning on chips (in this case Cheese Puffs) goes to the bottom, so eat the bottom ones first.

My brother always gives me the last Sea Salt & Vinegar chip that has WAAAY too much seasoning on it.

http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs

its actually a conspiracy to make everyone fat

Oh god, the best chip flavor <3

The food coloring in cheese puffs is known to cause birth defects.

Science also says eating meat, wearing sunscreen, using a phone, and wearing pants gives you cancer.

[size=14]You guys made me want to go get some salt and vinegar crisps... so I did and they are delicious[/h]

I never use any of those. Well I do eat meat, but I never wear pants or sunscreen and I rarely use my phone.

I heard that the koreans are behind it!
Lol! Silly conspiracy theories!
If it is a conspiracy it is a plot to destroy something, therefore - someone must be behind it. Calling something a "conspiracy" while mocking someone is a double negative really.
A conspiracy theory, is a theory as to how and who is destroying - what?
Open your mind! Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken.

Buy better cheese puffs or more powder cheese.

Shake the bag / box first before eating the puffs.