Coffee isn't good for your sex performance = lies

What I had written here before was nothing but a joke a friend told me. Apparently, only 1 or 2 people actually got it.



here, the explanation:

Scientific Evidence

Caffeine is a stimulant. The effects of caffeine on the body tend to be immediate. All the organs and tissues are stimulated. Caffeine interacts directly with cells by changing chemical reactions within the cells. Caffeine indirectly affects cells by increasing epinephrine/adrenaline in the adrenal glands, as well as norepinephrine/noradrenaline hormones. These in turn stimulate cell activity. A small amount of caffeine can stimulate the brain cells, improving concentration and reaction times. It can also stimulate the heart, increasing the pumping action. Of course the clitoris and penis are filled with blood vessels, so the logical conclusion is that these organs benefit from increased blood flow, and in turn, enhanced sexual pleasure and performance. OK, OK, can we please finish the article before you dash off to brew that pot of coffee? Almost done, I promise.

Study of the Elderly
In a study of sexual activity in the elderly conducted by bio psychiatrists, the conclusion was that with at least one cup of coffee a day, elderly women had a much higher rate of sexual activity, and elderly men had a much higher potency rate.

Conclusion
We know that based on other articles on coffee and health, that a moderate intake coffee is probably not harmful, and may even be beneficial. So what about the tie-in to sex? Well it seems that caffeine intake may help in the sexual energy and performance area. Will it replace your Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra? Probably not, but it will not cause blindness either. So if you have gotten into the habit of taking a nap instead of having sex, maybe coffee is your answer. Just make sure to brush your teeth after that triple shot. We all know coffee breath is not very sexy.

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Finally, I would like you to understand it was nothing but a mere joke, and i'm sorry for any confusion it might have caused. If it wasn't a joke, I would of post in random, and not IB. Therefore, as I have restructured it, i will be asking if it's possible to move it.

^were you the only one who rly got it?





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chubby chicks = more to grab <3 8D
It takes a real man to satisfy a plus sized girl ...

It's nothing but a matter of tastes, i guess...




Hey, space. isn't that the tea you drink? ._.

When a man drinks black coffee...well he's a man

When a man drinks any type of tea...well he's a pussy

also what does hot tea do?

Are you trying to say that Jacob can't please a women because he's a coffee drinker.