[Locked] Congratulations, Fakku Café.

So this is now official Filipino haet thread? NICE.

I googled it. That's why I never asked anyone though I didn't understand it just from the definitions I found on google. Therefore the practical example was really helpful. And I'm new to ...let's say, english-speaking internet.[quote]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Just use that site.

Sisami, you tsundere.

Suck a dick, guy.

damnz .. shows how much i don't keep up with the site,

I did...*sigh* english isn't my mother tongue, so if I don't understand the definition itself, how do you expect me to understand the word? So I guess I was in lack of sleep too, and waited to see an actual situation where I could understand it better... Satisfied with the explanation now?

Way2typeway2much. I would have totally accepted a response that was along the lines of "Suck a dick, Sisami".

*sigh* Okay, we'll start from the beginning:

Filipinos arrived to the internets from this barren wasteland known as filipinostan (not to be confused with dumbfuckistan, BUT THEY ARE RELATED IN SOME FORM!). Slowly, they used their anon powers to intermingle with the population of the internets, and by internets, I mean fakku. Hiding behind an innocuous avatar, they made a thread called "Fakku Cafe". This is where the plotting began. Over the months we've seen hundreds of pages pile up there without any regulation. Now, you might think, "How can they plot shit there without anyone knowing about it?" BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT THREAD ENOUGH TO LOOK THROUGH IT! Here's an example of the take over schemes they've suggested: EXAMPLE. If that is not enough to fill you with contempt, you need help. So, back to the take over. Basically, jacob got mind broken and turned into a filipinoslave. Poor guy. The mods take their orders from jacob, and so, fakku's balls are in the tight grip of these evil fucks. How some of us are still able to post without being censored is beyond me.

!! I FOUND THE CONSPIRACY!!


Gentlemen, take a look at our new mascot.

Now, notice her speech patterns. If you analyze it careful, you'll notice an awful similarity to regular filipino speech. This is not a mere coincidence.

The proof to back this up is again on our newly presented mascot. Direct your attention at the cleverly designed hair clip in the shape of an F. Now, at first sight you'd think this F is supposed to represent FAKKU. But alas, we have been fooled yet again. It is in fact a representative of the Filipinos and their power over Fakku.

^Truth

You convinced me, I ragequit.

Lol filipinos.


I hate my race so much.

Way2suckway2muchdicks.

^See? They have the balls to lie right to your face without repercussions, people. WAKE UP!

Ha! The upper Filipino echelons even know which users are not their kind!

Most recent post from that nazi thread.

Is fakku going to explode? I DON'T KNOW!

The Filipinos... ARE MOTHERFUCKING NAZIS OF THE INTERNET. Also, look at Momoka[Filipino Name: momoka]'s skin. It's yellow. MOTHERFUCKING YELLOW. The less intelligent members of Fakku will eventually love Momoka, therein loving her skin color. The Fakku Philly Overlords are trying to trick us, god dammit.

SUGGESTION: I suggest we make a battlefront.

Holy fucking shit. https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=1298664#1298664
Look at the page number. IT'S LIKE THE DEVIL'S NUMBER. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

We'll call ourselves the "Filinazi Truthers."

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