[Locked] Congratulations, Fakku Café.

For the record, I suggested that. for teh lulz

No you didn't.

That's what they all say.

This post was edited three times... FUCKING HELL. DAMN THOSE PHILANDERERS[Look at that there wordplay, Ma'.].

Get off my dick, Sis.

hold on

why are we all sitting here moaning like a bunch of pussies instead of doing summin about it??

Like what.

They're not overlords for nothing. You see how far you get before your account implodes.

well how about we go raid the cafe... surely if it gets too big it will break thats what the RS used to do

If it hasn't broken by now because it's too big, I doubt it will anytime soon.

what if we get the pages over 9000?

This be like Nazi Germany. Except there is an utter lack of manners, grammar and an overwhelming amount of hugs and dicks rubbing against other dicks. NO HOMO THOUGH.

I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IF WE DO IN FACT RAID THE FAKKU CAFE[Which is the smallest thread that is owned by the Fakku Philly Overlords[[Notevenfuckingkidding.bmp]].] ELFENLIED WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE.

Or we have very boring conversations with very very long posts (without Bel Air ending or whatever) about philosophy literature law maths whatever or something really boring?

*stubs ciggarete out manly* lets do this shit

<3

Let us bet on who will have the most negative post counts before Jacob deletes the thread.

Both of those ideas are awful.

The first idea plays right into the Phillies' hands and the second idea would fuck our morale. In the eye.

Harmonian, $100

WTF since when did IB have morale?