Cooking hazards

Has it ever happened to you when you were cooking and things go wrong like you almost burned down the house?

I think one time I was cooking something and decided to go back to my room and watch anime, when I came back it seems there was a rag next to it and it was on flames.

On another occasion, I was cooking some soup with beef and I did the same thing, when I got back (I forgot about it completely), the soup has completely dried up and the thing was charring and there was smoke everywhere!!!

Fortunately, that never happened.

I think the worst that ever happened to me was like, breaking omelettes in half when turning them around.

This reminds me of when a house in my neighborhood was on fire and my entire family went out to go watch it burn down. Then my mom remembered that she left food cooking and ran back to our house, worried that ours would soon also be on fire.

So far, no fires in my home.

Why am I reading "Choking hazards" everytime I look at this thread?

Freud would like to have a word with you.

This so so NOT about my mother d00d...

It's a movie just to let you know. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401320/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

You learn something new everygay... huh.

Awesome family bonding time

Lol. I had fun watching someones life practically burn to a pile of ash in a matter of minutes before my eyes.

Im such an asshole.

FUGOE OE!

I did accidentally with buttermilk bisquits. I forgot to set the timer.

I HAVE SEEN THIS PORKCHOP SANDWICHES VIDEO OVER 8-9 YEARS AGO ON THE INTERNET

IT IS STILL FUNNY

did the usual "forgot-that-I-was-cooking" routine once in a while. besides that, I have never done anything dangerous.

That's a hazard right there.

Oh man, me and short-term memory loss go way back.