Corrupt A Wish Game

Done but its your great great grandmother. I wish I had a sexy female maid that liked being violated while handwashing my floor. *)

Granted, but her cleaning pace is recuced by 90%. (I mean, how can she clean while youre humping her? Not practical)

I wish to see one of "my little ponys".

granted, you get to watch "my little hornies"

i wish for my new nds game SMT devil survivor, now

granted here's your game for the neo geo system thank you come again

i wish for modern warfare 2 to be a better than the 1st one

Granted, but it's servers are so bad that it's online is canceled within a week for all platforms.

I wish I could live in an incest doujin where all the characters were beautiful beyond all belief, and I was the main character getting all the incest action.

granted they are all beautiful... traps

i wish for a bigger apartment unit

it was bigger, but it was haunted. by a gay ghost. you always woke up with a sore butt...

i wish i can change my tought into reality

Granted, but your imagination is dead.

I wish i could go to hentai world.

granted, you got one way ticket to guro world

i wish everything i said will came true

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

you got an incorruptible wish, but it won't be granted. you can just keep wishing forever.

i wish tomorrow will never come

granted, and you have a never ending today, means everything stopped, including you

i wanna be the very best, better than ash

you wish for the impossible, nou

i wish for pyrokinetic powers

Granted, but you can't control it and you end up setting to flame everything that approaches you.

I wish I knew how to properly play the piano.

Granted, but you have no hands.

I wish I had tacos. ._.

You have them but every one you touch, exploded.
I wish that the new transformer movie is better than we all thought it would be.

yes, it is, but because it's too good, it is cancelled

i wish for my MHFU copy to arrive safely

It won't...

I wish that we won't start a quote tree.

what?

i wish i can have a good sleep now...

sorry 2 girls are waiting for you in your bed, wanting you bad, you no sleep tonight

i wish i would find a brand-new and pristine ps3 somewhere in my room