Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted But they're really stubborn and not live with u !!
I wish Nobody gonna hate me although I ill-treat them !! Ruuuuu....

Granted but they're friends still hate you...
I wish for a nice Sakuya Doujin...

Granted, But u cant read it !!
I wish I knew anything about our life !! Ruuuuuuu.......

Granted, it doesn't make you any smarter...
I wish for a chocolate bar...

Granted, but I take your anal virginity for it lol (wait it sounds just wrong)

I wish for mudkipz

Mudkipz die.
I wish for Horo.

Granted, but you don't have any balls to capture it!
I wish for a Yukkuri~

u get it, but get bored very quickly and are sad at how bored you get. soon you try to sell it and do, but end up wanting it back. when you get it again, u get bored again, until the cycle keeps repeating itself, and eventually you dont want it anymore.

i wish i knew what game i wanted to stick with for my xbox.

u find that game....

But your Xbox suddenly broke..... LOL

I wish i had 1.000.000 post on fakku....

you get banned cause everybody thinks you are a hacker

i wish my sengoku rance can be played...

Granted, but it's glitchy and all the CGs are broken...

I wish for a Warm coat...

But the coat smells like garbage.

I wish for additional money.

But it's from the Monopoly game~

I wish for more time...

you get immortality, but it turns out it sucks more than it really is cool. then the sun goes supernova, and you are still alive to feel the immense heat of the blast, and when the earth is in ruins you float around in space not able to breathe, but still alive at the same time.

i wish for unlimited credits on my edge card, and nothing bad happens ^^.

theres sumthin called payin for bills, and as soon as you are about to utter the last syllable to make your wish, ten thousand alien spaceships came from space and destroy the world.

I want a new comp, and god forbids anyone who curses me...

granted but in return you will be alone forever

i wish code geass R3 to be made hurry

Granted, they change writers.

I wish for an infinitely half-full bottle of Doctor Pepper.

granted the other half was drank by the hobo next door

i wish for the power to materialize girls from anime

an edge card is a free game store credit card, no bills. just a way to put store credit on a card so you hav proof you hav store credit. no bills.

you get your wish, but they dont like you, and pursue their own lives and are totally ungrateful to you for giving them life. and they come out REAL! NOT ANIME! terror!

i wish i had a girlfriend who wouldnt cheat on me.

Granted. She won't cheat on you because she's so ugly, no other man would have her.

I wish I had a car, and driver's license