Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, as you begin to marvel at your infinite candel you are then interrupted by an angry mob of kobalds whom then proceed to beat you to near-death w/ their shovels for having an infinite candel in which they then take for themselves to leave you in a state of immense pain and suffering.

I wish for a new bowl to smoke more hookah with.

granted but the FBI just shoot you for nothing

i wish the bear vs panda start again and panda is winning

granted....but the great battle between the bear and the panda
just interupted by a group of hunters willing to turn them into
something fashionate meterial.

i wish for a cup of water!

granted but it's a cup of poison water

i really wish those hunter are being kick around by those mighty panda and that corrupted bear until those hunter lose their will to love and live in fear of the great panda

granted..there is a great and lagendary panda that is realy good at kung fu.
and he has the fist of steel that can kick those hunters ass.

i wish for a house

granted but that panda just claim it. hehehe

i wish you have another wish

granted....i wish for armagedon will come to earth nothing more.
with a group of demons that i will slay.

well im off then HOOOZA!

granted but 10 second before the amargeddon you got teleport back at earth

hmm i wishhhh we alll dance and give a death hug everyday

^^^you did not make a wish

i wish i could go in to anime it would be cool

You will now be subject to having a yandere sister, an overbearing teacher, parents who will never understand you, you will fall in love with a girl who will never understand your feelings and your arch nemisis will steal her away right in front of your eyes.


I wish I could marry one of my waifu's in real life.

Granted, you'll get the oldest waifu in your waifu list.

I wish solar eclipses happen more than 10 times in a week.

You didn't make a wish sabarac. Thank you jmason for your gracious granting of my wish

I wish I had a degree in Computer Engineering.

granted but you will get no job and botherd by every 1 you know to fix there computers

i wish i had a lamborgini

granted, but the lamborghini has fatal engine problems and cannot be run.

I wish i could marry a futanari girl ^^

granted but she is realy hary and only wants to use her dick on you never letting you touch her pussy

i wish i could have my own country where all the girls are sexy n love me n it economy is great

All girls in said country have some form of STD's. Enjoy


I wish I could fly