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Corrupt A Wish Game
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Granted! I am actaully 20 years old!
I wish my flying bison would only eat baby seals that misbehaved, that away single mother seals would have stories to tell their baby seals about what would have if they don't listen.
I wish my flying bison would only eat baby seals that misbehaved, that away single mother seals would have stories to tell their baby seals about what would have if they don't listen.
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Granted! Wait whats this? the present is a hentai dvd that you open infront of your whole family? Oh noes how embrassing!!!
I wish that I was able to watch scary movies.
I wish that I was able to watch scary movies.
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granted.. you can watch a scary movie, but it traumatized you... wanna guess what movie it was? child's play..
i wish i could have a magic lamp
i wish i could have a magic lamp
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Granted, but it wont grant you anymore wishes! Now you have to take care of your pet genie.
I wish I had more time in the day.
I wish I had more time in the day.
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granted. life isn't hard... wait what?! that defies the law of our world!!! so the universe commands that i do not grant the wish.. ^_^
i wish for an orange.. the fruit not the color..
i wish for an orange.. the fruit not the color..
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Granted! Nevermind, the cake is a lie
I wish I knew zeph was going to get that joke before I posted it.
I wish I knew zeph was going to get that joke before I posted it.
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Scion in chains
The Forgotten Faggot
Granted, but that too turns out to be a lie.
I wish I had a small anime robot girl to carry around on my back like a teddy bear.
I wish I had a small anime robot girl to carry around on my back like a teddy bear.
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granted. but it's a DRAWING of a robot girl on a piece of paper that is stuck to your back with tape...
i wish i had something good/healty/normal to eat..
i wish i had something good/healty/normal to eat..
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Granted, but it's so healthy that you choke on it (*Fak_ku* saves you though)
I wish Cero would stay dead
I wish Cero would stay dead
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Grandted
but now I'm even more powerful then you could ever know.
Wish my truck didn't use so much gas.
but now I'm even more powerful then you could ever know.
Wish my truck didn't use so much gas.
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granted.
it doesn't use up gas because it already ran out ^_^
i wish i knew how my life would be like if i was born as a boy...(a weird wish, but it's fun to know ;D)
it doesn't use up gas because it already ran out ^_^
i wish i knew how my life would be like if i was born as a boy...(a weird wish, but it's fun to know ;D)
