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Corrupt A Wish Game
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Ironbootdong wrote...
[quote="Pink-Rabbit"]I wish I had a jetpack that would never break, crash, run out of fuel and would actually lift me up to 150 ft. in the air
...... and into the blades of a Chinook flying overhead.
I wish it was yesterday again
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granted but yesterday was the worst day of your life and you have to repeat over again
I wish i can prevent any misfortune from ever happening
I wish i can prevent any misfortune from ever happening
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Granted, you trip on a banana after which you get assaulted by a cat. (hey, you said you can 'prevent any misfortune from happening' but you never said you can two from happening in succession)
I wish that owning guns in Singapore is legal and that I own a Five-seveN.
I wish that owning guns in Singapore is legal and that I own a Five-seveN.
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granted but the moment you got your five-seven, a little girl by the name of henrietta sprays you with her p-90 xDDD
i wish to be put inside the anime world of code geass, so i can gape cc and kallen's asses and make sure they taste their own and each other's asses during atm..
i wish to be put inside the anime world of code geass, so i can gape cc and kallen's asses and make sure they taste their own and each other's asses during atm..
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Granted. they kissed their own asses... unfortunately, since you're part of the anime, someone wished for the same thing... and thus the cycle began...
I wish I had a non-homicidal girl friend
I wish I had a non-homicidal girl friend
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granted but she turns out to be an alien that makes males of another species pregnant with her alien spawn...good luck in 9-months :D
i wish to be made of win and sex
i wish to be made of win and sex
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granted. you win russian roulette with the bullet through you and sex with a cow... with the cow a male and pumping your soon-to-be loose ass.
I wish for some delicious rice that isn't poisoned in any way.
I wish for some delicious rice that isn't poisoned in any way.
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rober2 wrote...
granted. you win russian roulette with the bullet through you and sex with a cow... with the cow a male and pumping your soon-to-be loose ass.I wish for some delicious rice that isn't poisoned in any way.
Granted, sadly, you lose your sense of taste whenever you touch something that's directly touching the rice.
I wish I had a box of kittens
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Ironbootdong wrote...
Granted, sadly, you lose your sense of taste whenever you touch something that's directly touching the rice.I wish I had a box of kittens
granted, you now have a box of zombie kittens.
I wish I had a badass name (like Max Fightmaster or Manly Man III)
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I wish I had a badass name (like Max Fightmaster or Manly Man III)
U will have a cool first name but ur middle and last will be
Cletus Manfucker
Wish: wish for a hot chick to suck my dick
U will have a cool first name but ur middle and last will be
Cletus Manfucker
Wish: wish for a hot chick to suck my dick
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Your new name is NineThousand Manrammer the 2nd
I wish the world of Berserk (manga) was real. Just wishing for it to see what you come up with.
hmmm, both of us posted at the pretty much the same time. I suppose you have two names now... pick the one you like?
I vote for myself as his post has bad grammar.
I wish the world of Berserk (manga) was real. Just wishing for it to see what you come up with.
hmmm, both of us posted at the pretty much the same time. I suppose you have two names now... pick the one you like?
I vote for myself as his post has bad grammar.
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Granted, they suck it, then proceed to eat it, literally. Your cock is now a bloody stump.
I wish for an undead Bruce Lee to fight a demon army.
I wish for an undead Bruce Lee to fight a demon army.
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YingYang wrote...
Granted, they suck it, then proceed to eat it, literally. Your cock is now a bloody stump.I wish for an undead Bruce Lee to fight a demon army.
Anon invasion lol xD
granted, but in the first 5 seconds of the fight, both sides turn to dust.
I wish I had a ninja cat
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granted unfortunately it hacks up a poison hairball on you're rug
i wish for my very own pet rock :D
i wish for my very own pet rock :D
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...Granted. since it came from a volcano, you wen there, and was burned to a crisp. you became PART of your rock.
I wish I have a BIG and unbreakable aquarium full of pet fish.
I wish I have a BIG and unbreakable aquarium full of pet fish.
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rober2 wrote...
...Granted. since it came from a volcano, you wen there, and was burned to a crisp. you became PART of your rock.I wish I have a BIG and unbreakable aquarium full of pet fish.
granted, but the aquarium doesn't have any water(no lid to open it up also) and all of your fish die. It also weighs 20 tons so now you have a 20 ton unbreakable glass box sitting in your living room with your 54" Plasma TV in it(the remote's in there also xD).
I wish it was possible to cough, burp, sneeze, hiccup and fart at the same time.
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Nobosaki wrote...
rober2 wrote...
...Granted. since it came from a volcano, you wen there, and was burned to a crisp. you became PART of your rock.I wish I have a BIG and unbreakable aquarium full of pet fish.
granted, but the aquarium doesn't have any water(no lid to open it up also) and all of your fish die. It also weighs 20 tons so now you have a 20 ton unbreakable glass box sitting in your living room with your 54" Plasma TV in it(the remote's in there also xD).
I wish it was possible to cough, burp, sneeze, hiccup and fart at the same time.
Granted. you died due to physical instability.
I wish I was immortal.
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Granted, cuz u were a lifeless zombie with no brains!
I wish for a better fakku!
*whoever who talk bad about fakku is dead!*
I wish for a better fakku!
*whoever who talk bad about fakku is dead!*
