Corrupt A Wish Game

Well, here you go. I had sex with it. That's right. I stick my dick in your ice-cream. And I also took a dump on it. Not only that, if you don't eat it, I'll throw a mug of urine at your ice-cream and spoon feed it to you. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, bitch?

I wish for an apology.

done but it's a very long winded one and he has bad breath
I wish every one of my punches turned into a falcon punch

Done, but you now have falcon's talons too so no more fapping without serious injuries.

I wish I had a new car that never broke down

Done! your car new car is a pony with two wheels.

I wish to be liked.

I'll like you. I'll love you, You'll be mine. No one else. I'll kill them. Only you... Nice Boat.

I wish for a tsundere

You got a guy as a tsundere.


I wish to be free.

Granted. You were disowned by your parents, so you're OFFICIALLY free.

I wish I was in a family of rich and powerful people.

granted but years later your servant began rebbeling against you.

i wish i'm young again

granted, you're 5 years old and pedobear came by to say "hi"

i wish the world didn't suck

Granted. It blows now. I wish I had two lives.

You do; one is Kim Jong-il's, the other is Fidel Castro's.

I wish I could buy Vegemite in Korea

Granted! But it is actually just minced meat!

Well i'm came up with game that i'll call "the wishing game" but i'm not sure that it's allowed to post "game topic" well here we go:

In this game, you post a wish that you would like to wish for. The person under you says,

"Your wish is granted, but..." and makes up a consequence for the wish.

EXAMPLE:

"I wish I had a million dollars!"

Then, the next poster would say,

"Your wish is granted, but you are not allowed to spend it!"

And then they post their wish, the next person breaks their wish, yadda yadda yadda. It's really simple, Ive seen another forum do this game also. So, it should be fun!

I'll start.

I wish that Fakku was world wide web then Youtube

I wish for you checking this topic.

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=1522&start=1605

;P

Your wish is granted, but i just ignored it

I wish that every doujin in Fakku was English subbed

NOOO!! You broke the chain, now we are all dooooomed! *drama ftw*

No chain?!?... NOO!!

I wish Atlus games were easier to find.

Your wish is granted, now everyone can find it

I wish that I could reach 1.000 post on Fakku

You get to 1000 through hacking but Jacob catches you and throws you to the lions.

I wish i had a gun to shoot, with empty but fireable rounds.