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Corrupt A Wish Game
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Granted... then this thread would suck if that happened.
I wish I had a cute little foster sister.
I wish I had a cute little foster sister.
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rober2 wrote...
I wish I had a cute little foster sister.Granted...But she has aids and rapes you :)
I wish I had a air molecule in a jar.
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granted.. but other air molecules invaded into the glass jar via a crack from it
i wish i had nothing
i wish i had nothing
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StarInfinity wrote...
granted.. but other air molecules invaded into the glass jar via a crack from iti wish i had nothing
Granted... Oops! nevermind... I broke this wish not too long ago... <_<
I wish you'd wish for the same thing next time.
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Cool. I'll take that fish, and slap you across the face. EAT IT. EAT IT. THAT'S RIGHT, EAT IT. NOW SWALLOW IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T SPIT IT OUT. LICK IT OFF THE FLOOR. DO IT NOW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
NOW BEND OVER.
I wish I had my own pizza joint.
NOW BEND OVER.
I wish I had my own pizza joint.
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Unsigned wrote...
Cool. I'll take that fish, and slap you across the face. EAT IT. EAT IT. THAT'S RIGHT, EAT IT. NOW SWALLOW IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T SPIT IT OUT. LICK IT OFF THE FLOOR. DO IT NOW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.NOW BEND OVER.
I wish I had my own pizza joint.
Uh...dude.... o_o
Granted, but theres no such thing as pizza, so your joint closes the second you open it and you go bankrupt and are forced to take it in the ass for over 9000 months.
I wish I was immune to the corruptions of my wishes.
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@Negima_sensei
Yeah...Was that too much?
But anyway...
Sure, your wish was granted. But it's not corrupted, it's more of a drawback. Because that was you're third wish, and the genie flew away. And everyone knows Wishing Wells are full of crap.
I wish for a penis on your forehead
Yeah...Was that too much?
But anyway...
Sure, your wish was granted. But it's not corrupted, it's more of a drawback. Because that was you're third wish, and the genie flew away. And everyone knows Wishing Wells are full of crap.
I wish for a penis on your forehead
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Granted, but I have surgery to get it removed. I don't need to have a penis anywhere on my body. Thanks. <3
I wish I wasn't afraid of commitment AND still had someone who I could be committed to.
I wish I wasn't afraid of commitment AND still had someone who I could be committed to.
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Unsigned wrote...
@Negima_senseiYeah...Was that too much?
Yeah, it was.
I wish for a penis on your forehead
Granted, but the evil kidnappers who were supposed to take me to the plastic surgon fucked up and took you instead. Enjoy your dickhead.
Ninja'd :(
Granted. Its a dead cat.
Im not gunna wish for anything because im immune.
Hmmn, that would ruin the thread, wouldnt it?
I wish for nothing, and I can because im ammune to corruptions.
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your immunity will create a super corruption quick make a real wish.
I wish for an ultimate corruption of this wish.
I wish for an ultimate corruption of this wish.
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kingandhishorse wrote...
your immunity will create a super corruption quick make a real wish.I wish for an ultimate corruption of this wish.
You get aids and die.
I wish I was still immune.
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Damn it!
Granted, but .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001^9001x4000000 seconds later, you get something.
I wish I had a girlfriend, who didn't have any STDs, Diseases, termanal illnesses, ugly, cheats, whore, hired, etc.
Granted, but .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001^9001x4000000 seconds later, you get something.
I wish I had a girlfriend, who didn't have any STDs, Diseases, termanal illnesses, ugly, cheats, whore, hired, etc.
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Granted, but you accidentally drop it before you get to eat it.
I wish I had a human boyfriend, who didn't have any STDs, Diseases, termanal illnesses, ugly, cheats, manwhore, hired, didn't die in the next 40 years, not love me, a close family relative, etc.
Btw person below.. you got ninja'd.
I wish I had a human boyfriend, who didn't have any STDs, Diseases, termanal illnesses, ugly, cheats, manwhore, hired, didn't die in the next 40 years, not love me, a close family relative, etc.
Btw person below.. you got ninja'd.
