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Corrupt A Wish Game
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Granted but a spark jumps off that causes you entire body to suffer from 1st degree burns because all the alcohol and happy gas made you think that putting on extra flammable fabrics was a good idea
I wish i wasn't so weird
I wish i wasn't so weird
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Granted but because your long line of stupidity no one listens to you and eventually you forget you were smart and die with no one knowing you were
I wish I could walk through walls when I am awake and whenever I want
I wish I could walk through walls when I am awake and whenever I want
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You can walk through walls when you are awake and whenever you want
Except you can only walk through walls made of tissues
I wish for a better phone
Except you can only walk through walls made of tissues
I wish for a better phone
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Granted but the phone blows up when you are getting a call
I wish i knew my moms secret recipe for her pies
I wish i knew my moms secret recipe for her pies
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You find out the recipe but learn that one of the ingredients is your hair clippings.
I wish I could have a white christmas.
I wish I could have a white christmas.
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You have a white christmas
Plus a white year
In fact, you get a white life
I wish for a better car
Plus a white year
In fact, you get a white life
I wish for a better car
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Granted but it turns out to be a hot car filled with all sorts of drugs, and as you are driving down the highway the police get you and you go to jail and meet a guy named bubba.
I wish i didn't go into such vivid detail at times.
I wish i didn't go into such vivid detail at times.
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Granted, but you live an eternity alone, or find friends, but they eventually die.
I wish for a Gundam
I wish for a Gundam
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Don't worry, you'll get a gundam.
It'll just break down and explode the moment you start it up...
I wish that will be the very best, the best there ever was!
It'll just break down and explode the moment you start it up...
I wish that will be the very best, the best there ever was!
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granted. but the moment you achieve it, you find out gary oak has beaten you to it.
i wish for no more fakku down time
i wish for no more fakku down time
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Okay, but just to let you know, your mum got parental blocks on your computer.
I wish for more wishes~ <3
I wish for more wishes~ <3
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GreenZero
Get Jinxed
You get more wishes, but they all have to involve you getting hurt in the end.
I wish I could fly to a certain place.
I wish I could fly to a certain place.
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GreenZero
Get Jinxed
Ok, but she kicks you in the balls everyday
I wish I get what I want for christmas
I wish I get what I want for christmas
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but you die 5 minutes after unwrapping the presents
i wish that humanity was wiped off the face of the earth
i wish that humanity was wiped off the face of the earth
