CRAZY PLACES YOU'VE TAKEN A PISS

Lies! Thats impossible we need proof.


Some guy left a car overnight with the windows open probally dried by the time he got up leaving no trace behind but "that weird smell"

In TO's hair, it smelled better after I pissed on it.

in the fridge ... on my defence i was sleep walking

On the security guard post of a plywood mill while a freight train went by and the factory machines were going. It sounded like my junk was going to destroy the earth.

Nicely done.

That Was You!!! I knew that Sprite tasted funny... rofl


- Gatorade bottle left it somewhere and when i got back to throw it away it was gone

On your grave, I'm cursed now.

Uh... nothing too fancy. Just on a tree once. <.<

In a female toilet.

I'm a fakking male btw.

In a Washing Machine XD

In a toilet.

I know. crazy, right?

Guys have it easier to pee in different things.
I know when I was young, like, not even in middle school young and was on the road with my dad (truck driver) I squatted on the side of the road hiding behind his trailer wheels.

Uhh... other then that :| Most recently a cup for a drug test... it's awkward when you can't aim...

On a Car Tire...In the free way...traffic...

and on the beach..while my cousing was swimming infront of me...

last but not the least...Swimming pool...

in the middle of a blizzerd I wrote my name in the snow -_^

Mcdonald's Parking. Well, that's what my sister said. I was drunk. @_@

I've never used a female toilet before, I've always been under the impression that toilets were unisex.

In threads like this, I really feel as if I am fucking epic. People are talking about some silly bullshit and I'm thinking about when I was in fucking 4th grade. My mom used to drag me along to PTA meetings and I didn't have any real supervision. In retrospect, as awesome as I feel, I also feel relatively evil because I made it a point to brake into the principal's office, steal random shit, and piss on random things. I can't think of many places I didn't piss on, on school grounds when I was in like 3rd and 4th grade.

However, something I was, am, and always will be proud of, is that I have many epic memories of watching MILFs in the bathroom, way before I even knew what a MILF was. Despite my pyro obsession when I got older, when I was so young I didn't fully understand why sticking my cock in my friend's pussy was so awesome, I prided myself on getting away with things that were so horrible I wouldn't be able to comprehend the repercussions if I got caught. Before I got to high school I was the quiet, obedient, straight A student that no one could really hate because I could chill with the cool kids. Outside of school, I got away with anything and everything I could because people believed that I was innocent and, in worst case scenarios, I was being manipulated by other people.

As a young child in elementary school, the water fountain and sandboxes. I thought I was pretty cool for it. I still do.

As an adult, nothing special, mainly into beverage cups that I get from fast-food joints while on the road.

Pissing on road, while I was on top of a commuter jeepney (PUJ). I was riding home, and luckily it was total blackout.