CRAZY PLACES YOU'VE TAKEN A PISS
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Tegumi wrote...
While sitting on a toilet. It was rad.Lies! Thats impossible we need proof.
Some guy left a car overnight with the windows open probally dried by the time he got up leaving no trace behind but "that weird smell"
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theotaku wrote...
Kaien wrote...
M2991 wrote...
In Zeph's vagina.in M's food bowl and i saw him eat out of it later =3
That's hilarious. :lol:
In TO's hair, it smelled better after I pissed on it.
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On the security guard post of a plywood mill while a freight train went by and the factory machines were going. It sounded like my junk was going to destroy the earth.
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hotfudge-sundae? wrote...
in the fridge ... on my defence i was sleep walkingSpoiler:
Nicely done.
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Quadratic wrote...
Waar wrote...
in a McDonalds cup while stuck in traffic, my junk was pretty exposed the entire time.This.
Except I gave what was in the cup to the person who ordered a Sprite.
That Was You!!! I knew that Sprite tasted funny... rofl
- Gatorade bottle left it somewhere and when i got back to throw it away it was gone
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Brittany
Director of Production
Guys have it easier to pee in different things.
I know when I was young, like, not even in middle school young and was on the road with my dad (truck driver) I squatted on the side of the road hiding behind his trailer wheels.
Uhh... other then that :| Most recently a cup for a drug test... it's awkward when you can't aim...
I know when I was young, like, not even in middle school young and was on the road with my dad (truck driver) I squatted on the side of the road hiding behind his trailer wheels.
Uhh... other then that :| Most recently a cup for a drug test... it's awkward when you can't aim...
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On a Car Tire...In the free way...traffic...
and on the beach..while my cousing was swimming infront of me...
last but not the least...Swimming pool...
and on the beach..while my cousing was swimming infront of me...
last but not the least...Swimming pool...
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
HiroyukiShota wrote...
In a female toilet.I'm a fakking male btw.
I've never used a female toilet before, I've always been under the impression that toilets were unisex.
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In threads like this, I really feel as if I am fucking epic. People are talking about some silly bullshit and I'm thinking about when I was in fucking 4th grade. My mom used to drag me along to PTA meetings and I didn't have any real supervision. In retrospect, as awesome as I feel, I also feel relatively evil because I made it a point to brake into the principal's office, steal random shit, and piss on random things. I can't think of many places I didn't piss on, on school grounds when I was in like 3rd and 4th grade.
However, something I was, am, and always will be proud of, is that I have many epic memories of watching MILFs in the bathroom, way before I even knew what a MILF was. Despite my pyro obsession when I got older, when I was so young I didn't fully understand why sticking my cock in my friend's pussy was so awesome, I prided myself on getting away with things that were so horrible I wouldn't be able to comprehend the repercussions if I got caught. Before I got to high school I was the quiet, obedient, straight A student that no one could really hate because I could chill with the cool kids. Outside of school, I got away with anything and everything I could because people believed that I was innocent and, in worst case scenarios, I was being manipulated by other people.
However, something I was, am, and always will be proud of, is that I have many epic memories of watching MILFs in the bathroom, way before I even knew what a MILF was. Despite my pyro obsession when I got older, when I was so young I didn't fully understand why sticking my cock in my friend's pussy was so awesome, I prided myself on getting away with things that were so horrible I wouldn't be able to comprehend the repercussions if I got caught. Before I got to high school I was the quiet, obedient, straight A student that no one could really hate because I could chill with the cool kids. Outside of school, I got away with anything and everything I could because people believed that I was innocent and, in worst case scenarios, I was being manipulated by other people.
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As a young child in elementary school, the water fountain and sandboxes. I thought I was pretty cool for it. I still do.
As an adult, nothing special, mainly into beverage cups that I get from fast-food joints while on the road.
As an adult, nothing special, mainly into beverage cups that I get from fast-food joints while on the road.



