Creepy Crawlies. And I mean the really large ones.

IF you see this after taking a dump, would you choose to carry on or run screaming like a sissy that just saw a giant spider sitting on your toilet paper?
I choose the 2nd. It's more of my style.

Run. With. Crap. On. Your. Legs. YUCK!

I'd grab a lighter and a can of spray-on deodorant and torch the fucker.

C'mon you still got to wipe your ass and you burn your tp?

My brother collects Tarantulas, so I wouldnt be scared of it, id probably just kill it and go on about my business.

if its a house spider its ok

if its a venomous spider kill it.....

I used to tame them into fighting over a female. Interesting how natures own living creatures strive to survive. And Fuck.

I never got over my arachnophobia so my situation is much different than yours. How can you even handle these things? They're too... creepy.

Or so is the phrase. If you have knowledge, on certain, things you become quite precautious. Spiders can be venomous. I just become aware of how big it is, if it's a jumper, size of its fangs, venomous, behavior, and its defensive stance. Creepy, i do agree. There are some i just don't mess with. This for example A camel Spider.

Id slowly move away go to the kitchen and use some kichen tissue to wipe my ass then once im all cleaned up get ready for battle.

The only way ive been able to handle my Arachnophobia is by preparing myself (I.E Dressing up in layers of clothing)

Army boots, Gas Mask and full NBC suit. (I kid you not)

Once I know it cant touch me im golden! (Do your worst... PUNK) :lol:

I would be so scared I'd shit again. Then I would run, screaming and crying like a little girl. I hate spiders. >_<''

Then I would tape it down and torture it.
Cutting its legs one by one.
Poking a lead inside its ass.
Poke two of its eyes out.

Make it eat fire. Lots and lots of fire

I fucking love spiders, I would call it Charlie, and then quickly excuse myself from the area, as he probably has to make use of the facilities.

That thing is awesome lol.


I saw some pretty scary ones in the desert so I don't fear the spiders we commonly find in Europe, and if they happen to be a bit big I kill them. Else I just shoo them away, hoping they're not heading towards my bed :3.

In the present case, I would get up and maybe for the fun, quickly scroll down the toilet paper and see how the spider reacts.

PS : The one taking the picture had the time to take it. I believe the spider didn't move for a while...

On Topic: I'll kill it whatever I can.

Collect it, with welding gloves and a mask.
Put in jar with holes
Throw at random people
????
Profit

Why do you have to post even scarier pics?
That camel spider freaked me out.
No chance in curing my phobia.

I simply put water on the wall and floor and watch it drown.


Heres a decent demo

OMFGWTF IS THAT A- oohh I feel sick.

use hadouken with your butt! and say "BOMBS AWAY!!!"