Creepy Crawlies. And I mean the really large ones.

I'd kill it for sure.

I'd scream, reach into cabinet, use a new roll, pull up pants, run out, close the door, and get someone else to kill the damn thing.

Extra points if you find one in the new roll too xD

As for me, I would discretely run out, close the door, get a new roll, and wait for some innocent victim to use the bathroom.

See, this is why I'm glad the new roll is within reaching distance when on the toilet. I don't have to discretely run before wiping. Blehh.

I can reach the the cabinet and pull out a new roll from where I sit on the porcelain throne. Plus, it's only the small insects that make me wig. Walking Twigs, Praying Mantises, Tarantulas, tomato Caterpillars, all good because they're nice and big. Very hard to loose sight of.

So with myself wiped-up, I collect a jar and some rubber gloves, catch the mofo, and since in Michigan someone would have had to plant that big brown badass in my bathroom, I call the cops because we had a silent, non-forced B&E last night.*

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First I'll freak out, curing every single word I know.
Then I'll just stare at it before laughing because i freaked out so much.

if it is sitting on the toilet paper I'd flip it off and watch what it does.
if it doesn't move or move away from me I'll let it go. if it runs toward me either I'll kick it away or it ends up underneath my shoes.

My spare tp is all ways nearby so I'll just use that and then
I'll just catch it and let it free somewhere else.
I refuse to kill anything without a good reason.

I actually think spiders and scorpions are pretty cute, i have no idea why. everything else is friggin disgusting though and if a spider gets way to close to my comfort zone even i'd kill it, sitting on the toilet paper while i'm in the bathroom would qualify as to close to my comfort zone.

Short answer: kill it. Long answer: First take the spider... then shine it up real nice... pat it on the back... turn it sideways then shove it up the next person's ass!

can some one count the legs on that thing ... i counted 16

Maybe because there's two of them?

elfen lied confirmed for not being able to count stuff.

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... hmm never noticed the second one :P .. but a spider with 16 legs would be pretty bad as right?

Prob. fall onto the floor and scream as I crawl away, later returning with a can of hairspray and a lighter. To make sure it dies = kill it with fire. Remember to flush the ashes down the toilet.

Kill it with fire