Damn Klutz
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I was hooking up some wires when my friend managed to knock her desktop on my face. The corner of it hit me straight on my canine. My mouth hurts like a bitch.
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I know dat feel. I always scrap the very top of my head on boards when I'm working at a construction site.
Spoiler:
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A few things.
>Was hoping this was a story about how you totally ate shit. Am disappoint.
>What the fuck was her desktop doing that close to your face?
>Are you guys roommates? Why was her desktop there to begin with?
>Mushroom stamp. Proper punishment.
>Was hoping this was a story about how you totally ate shit. Am disappoint.
>What the fuck was her desktop doing that close to your face?
>Are you guys roommates? Why was her desktop there to begin with?
>Mushroom stamp. Proper punishment.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
Lollikittie wrote...
A few things.>Was hoping this was a story about how you totally ate shit. Am disappoint.
>What the fuck was her desktop doing that close to your face?
>Are you guys roommates? Why was her desktop there to begin with?
>Mushroom stamp. Proper punishment.
Requesting full avi/sauce.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Lollikittie wrote...
>Mushroom stamp. Proper punishment.
o*O
Are we on the same page on the term Mushroom stamping?
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Grenouille88 wrote...
Requesting full avi/sauce.
That more or less is the full avi. The picture stops just above her mouth.
animefreak_usa wrote...
o*O
Are we on the same page on the term Mushroom stamping?
Yes.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Lollikittie wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
Requesting full avi/sauce.
That more or less is the full avi. The picture stops just above her mouth.
animefreak_usa wrote...
o*O
Are we on the same page on the term Mushroom stamping?
Yes.
I went out to a stupid party
Had the scam on everybody
Asked a woman for a light
And to spend the night
But she wasn't havin' any
Said I was just one of many
But she'd give me some advice
She said "You try, but you don't get none"
And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?"
But she was fly
And had a biologic plan (oh man)
Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn)
There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright
I watched them in fascination
Her friend and their wild gyrations
Like a symphony in pink
And not missing link
And it was a freaky orgy
But somehow they all ignored me
Watch my pennant start to shrink
They said "don't you want it?
You know we got it"
But i was haunted by three wet dreams
Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah.
There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright
There better be women...
There better be women...
There better be women...
Had the scam on everybody
Asked a woman for a light
And to spend the night
But she wasn't havin' any
Said I was just one of many
But she'd give me some advice
She said "You try, but you don't get none"
And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?"
But she was fly
And had a biologic plan (oh man)
Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn)
There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright
I watched them in fascination
Her friend and their wild gyrations
Like a symphony in pink
And not missing link
And it was a freaky orgy
But somehow they all ignored me
Watch my pennant start to shrink
They said "don't you want it?
You know we got it"
But i was haunted by three wet dreams
Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah.
There better be women
Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright
There better be women...
There better be women...
There better be women...
