DAY 3 AT MY NEW JOB

Can you order me pizza?

Missed out on a chem lab, read some manga while eating Cheez-Its, and I fucked up my leg.

I quite the brothel/sex shop/jack shack and have an office job now.



That was a funny movie.


I'm sorry, I ate it on the way to you.
I was hungry.
I will share my poptarts though.

Cut off both legs.
Acquire robot legs.
Become a god.

I am currently on a quest to bug as many people as I can.
NOW, AMUSE ME, BITCH.

Work for me. I need someone to supervise my new project. I'll pay you good.

Fantastic my ass.
Did you save me a slice?

You get nothing.



I want my steak first. Your cousin as well.



Your slice is in the fridge.

My day:
0400 - Wake up and got ready for work
0500 - 0700 - Physical Training
0830 - Got showered, dressed, and got to work.
0900 - 1130 - Worked. Ensure that everything is in inspction order for next week's inspections.
1145 - 1300 - Ate lunch out. Had good raviolli and some other good Italian food.
1300 - Present - worked more. Cutting grass to ensure that our grass areas look good to go for the inspector next week.
Later on tonight (around 1800) - Get home. Masturbate. Play vidah gaemz. More masturbation. Sleep.

Was dragged around by my girl for the whole day for no apparent reason... and then when I thought I was going to get some rewards out of this she fell asleep.

WHY?!