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DEM SPIDER!!!
So?
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
When I was little I loved spiders, but then one bit me and I've been scared of them ever since. True story. Oh and it wasn't radioactive, so I don't cum spider webs. Unfortunately.
I don't squash them, I take a cup and paper and shake it outside from my bedroom window or front door.
I don't squash them, I take a cup and paper and shake it outside from my bedroom window or front door.
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Cry and run away, find my boyfriend.
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Then proceed to feel moved to tears over the tragic loss of said spider.
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Then proceed to feel moved to tears over the tragic loss of said spider.
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Kona-chan wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
huntsmanI google'd that and closed the tab almost instantly...
I remember those.
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Call my mommy to kick the spiders ass.
Tough bitch, my mother. Fights spiders; doesn't afraid of anything.
Tough bitch, my mother. Fights spiders; doesn't afraid of anything.
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Call the army or Nasa? There not even the same type of organization!!
Spider Victim: Hello! Hello? is this the army?
Army-Telicommunications-Officer/Operator: Hello, Are you calling for the specail promotion of the army? Join now and get a free 4 months in boot camp for your child of choice!!
SV: Boot camp costs money? Nevermind that! There is a FREAKING Spider in my house! WHAT DO?
ATOO: Just stay calm what kind of spider is it?
SV: Its has eight legs, it looks dangerous!! I'm so scared Q_Q
-------- Call ended --------------
SV: NASA? NASA! Is this NASA!?!?
NASA: Yes, hello?
SV: OH Thank you! I'm so scared right now!
NASA: Its okay, just tell me what happening.
SV: There a spider, HERE, in my home! You guys need to help me!
NASA: Don't worry kid, this is what NASA was built for. Now Step 1 tells me to ask you what kind of spider is it.. But that doesn't matter,Next is to find some type of large, smashing object, please make sure its not on anything worth of value.
SV: Okay okay, i just found a baseball bat, will that work?
NASA: Yes, yes, good. Now find that spider.
SV: O.K. ------ I found it! Oh god, Its scary, I can't go though with it!~!
NASA: Calm down. just breath, Is it large enough to attack you?
SV: Yes, right now its crushing my van with one of its legs!!
NASA: You gotta call the army for that one, kid.
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What if NASA was
Nations Against Spider Attacks?
I think they need more work.
Spider Victim: Hello! Hello? is this the army?
Army-Telicommunications-Officer/Operator: Hello, Are you calling for the specail promotion of the army? Join now and get a free 4 months in boot camp for your child of choice!!
SV: Boot camp costs money? Nevermind that! There is a FREAKING Spider in my house! WHAT DO?
ATOO: Just stay calm what kind of spider is it?
SV: Its has eight legs, it looks dangerous!! I'm so scared Q_Q
-------- Call ended --------------
SV: NASA? NASA! Is this NASA!?!?
NASA: Yes, hello?
SV: OH Thank you! I'm so scared right now!
NASA: Its okay, just tell me what happening.
SV: There a spider, HERE, in my home! You guys need to help me!
NASA: Don't worry kid, this is what NASA was built for. Now Step 1 tells me to ask you what kind of spider is it.. But that doesn't matter,Next is to find some type of large, smashing object, please make sure its not on anything worth of value.
SV: Okay okay, i just found a baseball bat, will that work?
NASA: Yes, yes, good. Now find that spider.
SV: O.K. ------ I found it! Oh god, Its scary, I can't go though with it!~!
NASA: Calm down. just breath, Is it large enough to attack you?
SV: Yes, right now its crushing my van with one of its legs!!
NASA: You gotta call the army for that one, kid.
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What if NASA was
Nations Against Spider Attacks?
I think they need more work.
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Step one: Spot spider
Step two: Grab some tissues.
Step three: Take tissues in dominant hand.
Step four: Pinch the tissues over the spider as quick/hard as you can.
Step five: Throw that little, too many legged fucker in the trashcan.
Step six: If you made a mess, clean it up.
Step seven: Enjoy your spider free life, you know you deserve it ! [size=3]not really your worthless bum, lol[/h]
Step two: Grab some tissues.
Step three: Take tissues in dominant hand.
Step four: Pinch the tissues over the spider as quick/hard as you can.
Step five: Throw that little, too many legged fucker in the trashcan.
Step six: If you made a mess, clean it up.
Step seven: Enjoy your spider free life, you know you deserve it ! [size=3]not really your worthless bum, lol[/h]
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i would like freak out, I have been scared of spiders since forever. I think its because since my older sister was scared of it, it rubbed off on me I guess.
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Damoz
~Not A User~
Drifter995 wrote...
Where is the 'pick it up and cuddle it' or 'flick it off the computer and squash it' or 'in australia, spiders don't sit on your computer... they are your computer.'They are so sweet and cuddly are they not:~
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Damoz wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
Where is the 'pick it up and cuddle it' or 'flick it off the computer and squash it' or 'in australia, spiders don't sit on your computer... they are your computer.'They are so sweet and cuddly are they not:~
They are.. Cute little huntsmen are cute~
