Do not ask me anything.

If you ask me something, I will answer it untruthfully.

Have at you, fiend!

How many dildos do you have hiding under your bed?

537. I have a very big bed.

What do you despise in life?

Do you want to have buttsex with me?

I despise people who try to do good things for other people in life, those really selfless fuckers who do their best to help people who need it.



I would every much like to have butt sex with you.

Stop the questions D:

Why? Why not?

This or that?

I want a full 10 page essay.

How much can you take up your ass?

How big is your pussy?

Can I ask you a question?

Because 42.



Imagine "Eat a bowl of dick." in size 2400 font.



I like to sit on the ground sometimes and imagine the world is trying to shove it's way into me.



10 inches, but I'll except anything down to 5 inches.



No.

If a tree falls into your anus does it make a sound...?

...

Nash's thread was better...

"Spoot".



Keep your filth in this place, good sir.