Dumping this here
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Rbz wrote...
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...


"Hey, this is santa, I accidentally misplaced your address..."
Spoiler:
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Rbz wrote...

"Hey, this is santa, I accidentally misplaced your address..."

"God damn it santa, it's the third time you call me today."
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...

"God damn it santa, it's the third time you call me today."

"Don't worry about that, those highly personal questions I asked were for gift purposes. Now tell me what your mom is doing. Santa needs to know what color panties she's wearing."
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Rbz wrote...

"Don't worry about that, those highly personal questions I asked were for gift purposes. Now tell me what your mom is doing. Santa needs to know what color panties she's wearing."

"You've been asking me for some really strange stuff lately, Santa. Anyway, she's not home right now. She said she'd only be back by 11, and to make dinner myself. Now, is this all you want for now?"
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...

"You've been asking me for some really strange stuff lately, Santa. Anyway, she's not home right now. She said she'd only be back by 11, and to make dinner myself. Now, is this all you want for now?"

"Is that so? Bye then."
...
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"Yea, it's me. She's alone."
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"Yea, it's me. She's alone."

"Hold on, I'll go in about in, in hour, I still need to finish up with this one."
...*Hangs up phone*
"Now shall we continue?"

"Hold on, I'll go in about in, in hour, I still need to finish up with this one."
...*Hangs up phone*
"Now shall we continue?"


