Explain these

I'll mail you a cookie for each picture you successfuly explain.

The first one stands for THE TOP DOG, YO.

The second one is obviously a Russian brand of air freshener because you know, in Soviet Russia air freshen you.

And the third, well that's a simple story of finding out if the chicken or the egg came first via a tube into that girls womb.

Real-time, yo.

Those explanations seem fairly valid. But let's see if some other people can deduce something different.

Ah ya

Post-modern work by taiwanese visionary Kim-duk Lingpong. Highly sexual, it correlates the differences between humans and domestic animals, and he aims to eliminate them so that he may make free love to his doggies with out being shot for beastiality. Sick bastard.

This is a man who knows what he wants, and he's made it clear that he isn't going home until he gets some good lovin' from a meaty girl, lest he be left a slab of beef to sleep with as it slowly rots on his genitals.

They are playing craps and recording the scores to her belly button while big bird sings "Happy Birthday, Mr. President", and ass-fucks the queer rolling the dice.