[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.1

*sips Enosu's coffee*
Nice coffee chuuu~

[color=#993300]*brews 鴛鴦* Ah hello Gubi, would you like some?

I have Enosu's coffee so I'm good :3

Your avi suits now perfectly xD

*snuggles against Enos while holding coffee cup*
Chuuu~?

*pats head* ^w^

*appreciates pat*
Chuuuuuuu~<3

[color=#993300]*starts sewing plushies*

*watches Sneaaky*

[color=#993300]Hello Enos, it seems like the time
where everything I say ends with a rhyme

*waits for his order*

@Sneeaky.

I would so rule the world with following power.

Im the dictator, my word is law.

But people get to vote their politicians. And i will only act if people start to fuck up too many times or political landscape turns into sewage pipe outlet.

Great! What's up?

*orders Orange Juice*

Hello, Mai! ^_^

[color=#993300]Ah so you've ordered, I'm sorry for the delay
I'll produce something good, so do not dismay.
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I'll have to suspend my rhyming for a bit. But from what I hear, it sounds like the US government during times of war, where the President obtains executive power. But the world is too big for one person to rule unless the world generally agrees with you, which is difficult to do. Sure you can rule a group of likeminded people from one country, but not the diverse cultures of the world. I support a unipartisan council, it works better. The best, most stable governments, though are theocracies

hello luin and thank you

Hello Mai ^_^ *hugs*

[color=#993300]Hello Mai, how was your day,
I'm glad you've returned, I hope you will stay.

Maybe.

But my tool of goverment would be a giant hammer labeled "The Ban Hammer"

Luin!!! Would you like to be part of my new show.....
"Who wants to Marry Luin!"
It's a show where you go out with 20 women and try to find your true love with eliminations! Banning a girl every week to the mindbreaking pit of no return. ^-^