[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.3
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Taz_9000
Cafe Regular
Dr Shaneman wrote...
Not here for long, gotta get my car fixed.what car do you have and whats wrong with it
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Looky-tan wrote...
luinthoron wrote...
Time for you to move up, then? ^_^Aw hell no, this just means there is now 1 person above me and another at the same level as me.
Also, boss is still working, so he still will have a lot of respect, its not like I can just think I am the 3rd most important person etc.
He's a basic bitch now! :D lol so this is good news? You wanna be boss!? o3o
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C.C. Witch wrote...
luinthoron wrote...
And dinner time now.Nyu~! >.< stop living in different timezone~!
ºStabs with fish plushieº
Stop stealing my Nyu~, Nyu~!!!
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Taz_9000
Cafe Regular
C.C. Witch wrote...
luinthoron wrote...
And dinner time now.Nyu~! >.< stop living in different timezone~!
have you dyed you hair yet
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luinthoron
High Priest of Loli
Back again. ^_^
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When you see it, you'll know xD
Today's newsmail finally arrived, I shall assume you meant this.
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Looky-tan wrote...
luinthoron wrote...
See what?When you see it, you'll know xD
Today's newsmail finally arrived, I shall assume you meant this.
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Taz_9000 wrote...
C.C. Witch wrote...
luinthoron wrote...
And dinner time now.Nyu~! >.< stop living in different timezone~!
have you dyed you hair yet
Yah! But no pink in it~ just a blondeish light brown mix they made~
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Data Zero
Valkyrie Forces CO
Gubi wrote...
Sup Data~Hello Luin!
*waves*
Sup Gubi
back from testing and my muscles hurt.
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NEKO MOTHER F****** MATA HATSUNS & DURPI Q&A 5000!!!
Q: How are Hatsuns/Durpis born?
A: Hatsuns use special magic to transfer kitten out their tummy. This is to protect the Hatsuns as most are stil pure, and traditional births would most likely kill them.
Q: My Durpi is always scared of me, why?
A: Durpis are naturally shy, they usually are scared of fat owner, cats, well endowed women, Hatsuns in heat, and yarn balls.
Q: My Hatsun and Durpi has been having sex for 7 hours already! I can't sleep with these loud sexual screams, and lewd clapping sounds!!! When will they stop!?!?
A: Relief cuddle sessions between a Hatsun and Durpi willlast about 72 hours. They will both relief cuddle when one or both of them are in heat. They usually stop when the Hatsun is filled and drenched in Durpi love, or the Durpi passes out from multiple releases.
Q: Traditional clothing of Hatsuns and Durpis?
A: A human form Hatsun traditionaly l wears a cat inspired hoodie with detachable paw claws, tank top and short-shorts to be more agile, and knee socks.
Durpis have not been known to wear traditional clothing, but most Durpis sometimes wears a red bow on their head.
Q: How are Hatsuns/Durpis born?
A: Hatsuns use special magic to transfer kitten out their tummy. This is to protect the Hatsuns as most are stil pure, and traditional births would most likely kill them.
Q: My Durpi is always scared of me, why?
A: Durpis are naturally shy, they usually are scared of fat owner, cats, well endowed women, Hatsuns in heat, and yarn balls.
Q: My Hatsun and Durpi has been having sex for 7 hours already! I can't sleep with these loud sexual screams, and lewd clapping sounds!!! When will they stop!?!?
A: Relief cuddle sessions between a Hatsun and Durpi willlast about 72 hours. They will both relief cuddle when one or both of them are in heat. They usually stop when the Hatsun is filled and drenched in Durpi love, or the Durpi passes out from multiple releases.
Q: Traditional clothing of Hatsuns and Durpis?
A: A human form Hatsun traditionaly l wears a cat inspired hoodie with detachable paw claws, tank top and short-shorts to be more agile, and knee socks.
Durpis have not been known to wear traditional clothing, but most Durpis sometimes wears a red bow on their head.
