Fakku For President!

im with you all the way... FAKKU FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

Sealand, take over, insane?...

M is that you?

No, I don't want to take it over, I want to DESTROY it.

But why?...Look how cute he is :3

Even more reason to DESTROY him.

YES shut that trap!

But I can't still figure out what's the real purpose of this thread. Authors posthunt maybe?

I would prefer to to over japan and then the world so we can create the UNITED STATES OF JAPAN.

You shall never destroy Sealand! Fate has many things in store for Sealand, I swear to you that it shall be the Throne from which many kings will rule the world from with an iron fist!

This is great! I have fanart! Only problem is that you should draw me with a pony tail and evil sneer! But atleast it is something. Thank you!

Now we must truly start a religion collecting the feeble minded, homeless and mentally disturbed to use as cannon fodder for the forceful destruction of the UN! We can no longer till under their misguided principals! The UN works against all works of Hentai and Pr0n! If not to rule the world, then join me for that lolli doujin that you love!

Wait whut?...that wasn't fanart.

That was just one of the many Axis Power Hetalia scetches that happened to include Sealand in it ~_~.

Can I not have my fantasies?! Although it has been a long time since I had such an innocent dream that didn't require people trying to kill me, however I am too amazingly fucked up to let them touch me


(also good for the artist, it is good that the world is learning about Sealand for when we ascend the throne!)

Automatons, silence this gibberish troll.

Ich will dir folgen bis in den Tod, Mein Führer!

So, what will be our first step, Ebtesh?

I am not Gibberish! I have good reason to believe that this will be good for Fakku!

1)We can have unlimited Hentai without any restrictions!
2)Make all the mermaids pregnant!
3)The UN will not realize what hit them
4)Our flag will be really cool!
5)Create our own laws based up the rules of the internet!
6)Become a haven for all of the internet outcasts
7)Start an army then make a movie about our exploits
8)Build underwater without anyone knowing
9)WE GET TO FIRE THE CANNON ON DECK!
10)No one will ever be threatened by Sealand, however Fakku is far larger then the UN would ever guess!
11)I am mentally insane and i know that I am right and you are wrong

Our first step is to become extremely buff through Japanese Will Power methods such as battling people to the death! Once we have about 300 super buff Hentai Lovers we shall begin the assault!