Fakku For President!
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*sigh*
Sorry everyone, Ebtesh here is a raving lunatic and I apologize for inspiring him. I wish to dissassociate myself from any further attempts to overthrow the quasi-legally-appointed governing body of Sealand. Especially since the Crown Prince, from what I have read, is a total badass and could probably hold the platform fairly easily.
Also, why "minion"? It sounds so...subservient. At least "henchman" implies some sort of responsibility. Minion just sounds like the guy who serves drinks.
Sorry everyone, Ebtesh here is a raving lunatic and I apologize for inspiring him. I wish to dissassociate myself from any further attempts to overthrow the quasi-legally-appointed governing body of Sealand. Especially since the Crown Prince, from what I have read, is a total badass and could probably hold the platform fairly easily.
Also, why "minion"? It sounds so...subservient. At least "henchman" implies some sort of responsibility. Minion just sounds like the guy who serves drinks.
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The Long-Suffering Minion wrote...
*sigh*Also, why "minion"? It sounds so...subservient. At least "henchman" implies some sort of responsibility. Minion just sounds like the guy who serves drinks.
I dislike you, but only because you fear my great powers and wish to defeat me before i rise to power!
However the explanation on of minion shall be given!
I call them Minions because I feel that they have dull, boring lives without the strange events that I invoke with my deranged sense of morality. No matter how much they hate me, they will end up thanking me in the end because no matter how disturbing I am, I am also a really nice person (not exactly a person, but for a lack of a better word)
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Just because you're interesting doesn't mean you're a good enough tactician to take over a heavily armed naval platform with the high ground over everything around it. Prince Roy Bates will shoot you out of the water.
Also, to any other viewers, that rant was written partially jokingly and partially in a bad mood. It's like my personal beliefs cranked up to eleven. And it's all your fault.
Also, to any other viewers, that rant was written partially jokingly and partially in a bad mood. It's like my personal beliefs cranked up to eleven. And it's all your fault.
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Everybody, Meet my very first minion! He has served me well over the past years, you would be very surprised by what considerate things people do for you when you black mail them. Muaahahahaha. Also I do not believe I am ranting, yet. Only because he is the one who wrote the extremely long rant on my first post!
Ignore his attempts mock me, for her knows that since this is the internet I can spread all the tales about him and his lady minion. I am immortal Panda in Human flesh!
Ignore his attempts mock me, for her knows that since this is the internet I can spread all the tales about him and his lady minion. I am immortal Panda in Human flesh!
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Morning Star
Soba-Scans Staff
Ebtesh wrote...
I believe that we have enough "strange" people here that would could start our own alliance and take over a small portion of the world. For start we should take over the Principality of Sealand, where we will allow the world to access Fakku worldwide to see our nefarious deeds! Never again shall we be overlooked, we shall stand tall among the micro-nations of the world! We would also be free from all the laws of this modern age, living in pr0n bliss! Spoiler:
That was written by my minion. An average minion, however what he has to say (because I was able to push him over the edge) is true and we must rise against the Caveman Directive!
Your plan is flawed, you see the problem is that "I'm" gonna do the micro conquering of micro nations and I will establish my micro world order.
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What is this? I don't know why this exists but Frikkin hilarious.
Also, that link to wikipedia was awesome read seriously, if anyone haven't read it yet, I recommend doing it now.
This! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
However I wonder if Sealand can even last after when the current King dies.
Also, that link to wikipedia was awesome read seriously, if anyone haven't read it yet, I recommend doing it now.
This! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
However I wonder if Sealand can even last after when the current King dies.
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Fallan
Kamen Rider Cheeki
jomonoe wrote...
WTF Sealand is real? We should raid that shit.That's what the OP wants.
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Morning Star
Soba-Scans Staff
xxxholic18 wrote...
jomonoe wrote...
WTF Sealand is real? We should raid that shit.That's what the OP wants.
WELL What the fuck are we doin here standing here with our dicks in our hands, lets go grab that shit!! Holic-taichou lets do this!!!

Glory and victory to the VUVC!!
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Morning Star wrote...
Artist conception of the great battle of Sealand.If thats the case then who won?
Edit: Never mind. that was stupid of me to ask.
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Morning Star
Soba-Scans Staff
isiana wrote...
But, what we will we do after we conquer it?What kind of question is this?!
It's obvious will take a ride in the party boat!
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I salute you sir!
Finally, someone who shares or even equal my view on meglomania and world domination.
When we finally take over the Principality of Sealand I bag the position of Prime Minister!
Finally, someone who shares or even equal my view on meglomania and world domination.
When we finally take over the Principality of Sealand I bag the position of Prime Minister!
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exterminatus wrote...
I salute you sir!Finally, someone who shares or even equal my view on meglomania and world domination.
When we finally take over the Principality of Sealand I bag the position of Prime Minister!
Go Ahead, I just want rights to sit on the southern side jacking off the side impregnating millions of mermaids and if I am lucky, a whale.
Also it is good to see that their are other believers out there! Let us, the true believers usher in a new world order where we are second only to panda cans and such!