Fakku For President!

Ebtesh · 2009-10-19T10:20:15+00:00

I believe that we have enough "strange" people here that would could start our own alliance and take over a small portion of the world. For start we should take over the Principality of Sealand, where we will allow the world to access Fakku worldwide to see our nefarious deeds! Never again shall we be overlooked, we shall stand tall among the micro-nations of the world! We would also be free from all the laws of this modern age, living in pr0n bliss! Spoiler: LET'S START all the way back at the dawn of time where people were shitbrains and reproduced mostly by rape. In these days, chicks needed mothering natures to make sure the babies didn't get eaten by giant rats and sabertooth tigers and undead velociraptors and all that jazz, so they were all warm and fuzzy and loving. They also needed to be weaker than the guys so that cavemen could keep shoving cocks into them and keep a constant cycle of babies coming. This was a good thing at the time, since otherwise humanity would have been killed off by all those animals with bigger fucking teeth and claws and shit. Naturally, as society developed, guys kept wanting to pump their jizz into lots of consecutive young maidens, so they set up societies where women were disenfranchised and encouraged to stay at home and look after the kids and weave and all that other boring bullshit, and often denied education to make this stuff look like the cream 'o' the crop as far as jobs go. Compared to other medieval jobs such as dragon-slaying and being a king or a jester or a wizard or one of those dentists who cut people open to let out bad humors and stuff, was more like cream 'o' the crap. Whenever some awesome chick did something like overthrowing the occupational government (Joan of Arc is who I'm talking about) they were burned at the stake for witchcraft, which was the main excuse ancient societies used to get rid of women they couldn't rape. See, all of history from Sumeria to the Second World War involved men in power continuing this superior-gender bullshit so as to continue their control over women and instinctively fulfill our caveman prerogative to assault women and make them from an awesome sexy sex into a race of baby-mills. This brings us up to modern days, where women have rights and are encouraged to speak up and such, mostly through the efforts of people like US. Because we are awesome, you see, because we do NOT share the fucking Prime Caveman Directive of squirting liquid babies into women's pussies just out of some narcissistic obsession with making mini-me's. But despite folks like us, the modern woman is still plagued with the shitty baby-doll, don't-hit-girls, pink-and-ribbons mentality that is nothing more than a resurgence of their role in the Prime Caveman Directive, which is being continually pumped into their minds like semen into their bellies from the moment they are born. The vast majority of modern women are still stuck in the role of those ever-pregnant cave-chicks. And THIS makes the ones who are different so fucking VALUABLE and AWESOME. Most of the girls who don't act in the stereotypical girl manner become radical feminists, who are often extremely unpleasant and engage in activities such as burning their bras and calling men pigs, in the apparent belief that not only girliness is a tool of the Prime Caveman Directive but that beauty and allure are as well, which is absolute horseshit and makes me almost as mad as the girly-girls in the first place. The few girls who do not fall into the trap of being cavewomen and do not fall into the trap of being feminists AND are at least passably physically attractive - THEY are the truly awesome ones. THEY are the girls I want. And of course, thanks to the FUCKING INDOCTRINATED CAVEMAN SYSTEM, they are the RAREST KIND OF GIRLS ON THE FUCKING PLANET EARTH. We are the evolutionary step forwards on the guys' side. ***** is a step forward on hers. We are the people who have evolved beyond the roles set for us by the natural selection that ruled our caveman ancestors (on her side) and the people who have evolved beyond desire for that role (on our side). WE ARE NO LESS THAN THE NEXT STEP IN FUCKING HUMAN EVOLUTION. WE ARE THE AWESOME GIRLS AND THE GUYS THAT LOVE THEM. And THAT is why I have the preference I do. And THAT is my fucking rant. That was written by my minion. An average minion, however what he has to say (because I was able to push him over the edge) is true and we must rise against the Caveman Directive!

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Ebtesh

16 years ago

http://www.sealandgov.org/

I love how they have news section with "Sports" and "Art and culture" that seem to be in the making for 7 years now

kyuby7

16 years ago

Spoiler:

lol this song can make even the holocaust funny

SoulessDark

16 years ago

kyuby7 wrote...

Spoiler:

lol this song can make even the holocaust funny

Do I do think thats a little messed up, I agree on the fact that its a funny song.

Ebtesh

16 years ago

After spending many long hours alone in a shed behind my house, I have come to a great discovery!

Sealand sells titles! Someone must rush out and buy one for the ruler of fakku! GO quickly!

http://www.sealandgov.org/shop.html

Morning Star Soba-Scans Staff

16 years ago

O.o
......

I'm seriously thinking about getting this...good icebreaker...

The Jesus

16 years ago

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/65562-YZ478OE.png

Hold up a second, seriously. I know like 2 or 3 of the people who've posted here, but... who the fuck are the rest of you people?

LostQuartet

16 years ago

This dude isn't serious... right?

SoulessDark

16 years ago

It sounds like fun to me. Just roll with it, if you want out later well... I don't know ask him.

Ebtesh

15 years ago

LostQuartet wrote...

This dude isn't serious... right?

If I wasn't serious then all this would be for naught!

Today I learned the Identity of the leader of the Anti-Directive!

It is Joseph French! He is a man we will all come to respect in years to come. Do not fear his greatness but embrace it.

Chcrusader

15 years ago

i will join wen i get out of basic training for the us army rangers XD.
go army.

expletivedeleted

15 years ago

Ebtesh wrote...

I am not Gibberish! I have good reason to believe that this will be good for Fakku!

1)We can have unlimited Hentai without any restrictions!
2)Make all the mermaids pregnant!
3)The UN will not realize what hit them
4)Our flag will be really cool!
5)Create our own laws based up the rules of the internet!
6)Become a haven for all of the internet outcasts
7)Start an army then make a movie about our exploits
8)Build underwater without anyone knowing
9)WE GET TO FIRE THE CANNON ON DECK!
10)No one will ever be threatened by Sealand, however Fakku is far larger then the UN would ever guess!
11)I am mentally insane and i know that I am right and you are wrong

I have read the text wall, all the posts, and have deemed this a worthy cause. And have nothing better to do. I volunteer. I shall practice swimming while armed immediately! Or possibly swimming with my arms... No! Run before you can walk! I shall swim with my feet, and scrawl graffiti on submarines with my hands! ONWARDS!

P.S. I think you infected me with your insanity.

Chcrusader

15 years ago

so wear making an army then???
can i train them wen i get out of basic.

Ps we shall parachute in they cant kill us all.

expletivedeleted

15 years ago

Chcrusader wrote...

so wear making an army then???
can i train them wen i get out of basic.

Ps we shall parachute in they cant kill us all.

Do you want to kill us all!?! Don't you understand that our best chances for success lie in unconditionally trusting total strangers, personal self discovery, and the power of friendship!?! The only other option is to recruit 6-14 year old children to fight for us, create giant bio-mecha, or both! Everything else leads to destruction!

Then again, I don't know you, thus accomplishing item #1. The training can proceed!

References: Every anime/manga ever.

Chcrusader

15 years ago

ok then how bout thos Little underwater pulling things and a snorkel then we skail the piping wear in.

expletivedeleted

15 years ago

Chcrusader wrote...

ok then how bout thos Little underwater pulling things and a snorkel then we skail the piping wear in.

... Are you high? I can't actually understand this. But it sounds like a submerged pully with a re-breather and fuzzy pipecleaners.

Chcrusader

15 years ago

close but without the pip cleaner.
no jest tired is 3:50 hear.

expletivedeleted

15 years ago

Chcrusader wrote...

close but without the pip cleaner.
no jest tired is 3:50 hear.

I figured as much, it's 12:30+ am here, and I am swiftly losing coherency. Nevertheless! The training planning shall begin! At a later time, preferably when the sun is visible!

But for now I shall post-stalk you for a bit.

Chcrusader

15 years ago

k sounds good falls asleep on keyboard vgcb,mdkgsdkglsgrirgplvmksitrpw

expletivedeleted

15 years ago

Caught you! Time it!

Chcrusader

15 years ago

bout a min and a half.

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